Michael Lyons

@SonnyBunch Amaze amaze amaze

I don't know that PROJECT HAIL MARY will wind up being the best movie of the year, but I have a hard time believing any movie will play better with paying audiences. It is, simply, nearly perfect pop filmmaking. Out tomorrow, go see it! thebulwark.com/p/project-hail…

@SteveO2385 @alamodrafthouse The usual order slip and push a button method.

@slapshotlyons @alamodrafthouse How do you order during the movie?

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@SteveO2385 @alamodrafthouse The one I went to yesterday ended online ordering before the movie started. No phones out during the picture itself.

@alamodrafthouse Never going again until you ban phone use.

@andrew_wiebe @MLS Both handball VAR reviews in DC at Chicago, please and thank you.

Speak now or just yell at me after the fact for @MLS Week 4 #InstantReplay nominations!

@PaulTenorio I think DC v Chicago got up to at least 25 total minutes between the two halves!

Two MLS games with more than 15 minutes of stoppage time tonight (so far!).

Fire? Extinguished 🧯

@JimSwiftDC @goldstarchili Envious.

Thanks to the insistence of Twin B, we have won @goldstarchili for a year as part of their #CincinnatiChiliWeek promotion. While it's a Friday in Lent, we are excited to put it to use!

If Matt Berry doesn't announce the #Oscar winners in this exact voice...

@MLSist @SoccerInsider Bravo, Steve.

The National Soccer Hall of Fame announces that @SoccerInsider is the recipient of this year's Colin Jose Award, for his lifetime achievements in soccer journalism. A richly deserved recognition for one of the all-time greats in our line of work. Congrats, Steve.

@commies25 @_michaelstarnes That's more than one stop, too.

@slapshotlyons @_michaelstarnes That’s fair but it’s crazy to complain about a delay when you’re going literally one stop from Union Station to Baltimore. It’s like poor me womp womp things don’t go my way.

Meanwhile on Amtrak:

@commies25 @_michaelstarnes That train can't make that trip in 12 minutes.

@_michaelstarnes The audacity to complain about a 12 minute trip is fucking insane

@JFreshHockey He was so good that year playing with Backlund.

bummer

@JFreshHockey How do the Flames look especially after their trade deadline deals?

We're going to do some requests. Let's start with team cards.

@beanielando Apple TV shows commercials before/during halftime/after their MLS broadcasts and during their MLB broadcasts too. New to online sports streaming?

EWW NO WHY DOES APPLE TV HAVE COMMERCIALS??? IM NOT PAYING FOR COMMERCIALS

Introducing the 2026 F1 opening titles! 😍 #F1 #AusGP

@USeguraCR @tigosports_cr What an assist! Great cross.

Asistencia vs Alajuelense 🙏🏼🧡 🎥 @tigosports_cr

@usmntaut Banks may not even want to play for the US.

Fabulous defending once again by Tim Ream. If Poch starts him over Noahkai Banks in March there’s going to be some big problems.

@matt_mattweed All the irony.

@slapshotlyons Pro/rel aligns us with the global pyramid. Countdown clocks for injured players are made-for-TV novelties. One deepens tradition. The other Americanizes it. Irony? Not quite. #ProRelForUSA

This isn’t “pioneering”, this is standard American bullshit; always trying to change the Beautiful Game, that is perfect as is. Making Ref’s keep track of 15 seconds while a player is down, can only come from the minds of those who’ve never truly played the game #ProRelForUSA