pretty and nice jewish girl

No comment.

@cooldetat People forget that Divine ate dog shit in Pink Flamingos somehow.

sometimes people on here use “like john waters” as a replacement for “campy” which is true sometimes but also ignores that john waters’ movies are incredibly disgusting

@DV64745847 @middlec @T_clauson @Delta I am 6'5" and in decent shape and I do not fit in coach seats.

@middlec @T_clauson @Delta Found a fat ass. Sorry but if you can’t fit you are obese.

Hey @Delta, what is your policy on oversized passengers? The guy sitting next to my wife on a 3+ hour flight is using half her seat.

Ooooooh somebody’s grandpa was FUCKIN’!

@tragicbirdapp This is great until you try and con an actual astrology enjoyer and wind up with a celestite crystal lodged in your femoral artery.

@fleshsimulator The richest guy I know drives a Honda CRX with peeling paint.

Legit rich people cars: - Armored GMC Yukon XL - The second nicest sedan made by a company from your country - An Toyota - String of crashed lamborghinis and one crashed porsche - Cybertruck (people are gonna MALD about this but it's true) - "I dunno a black one" - Some gay retarded bullshit like a Suzuki Cappuccino - New Old Stock 1998 Ford Ranger with cloth seats and manual windows - Pristine (and I mean fucking PRISTINE) 1983 Mercedes 300TD - Recumbent Bicycle

@sauczsa VAC banned.

What do cheaters say when someone asks how your last relationship ended

@slugopolis Japanese Ultranationalists still exist, yes.

'do asian people have also have hoteps' and other fun conversations i get to listen in on in the cultural melting pot of new york

@culturejpg only thing I know about this nigga is that he's broke

Yung Joc on Instagram (2023)

@RealDanGliebitz @brewmeone You can disagree but it doesn't make you any less of a lying faggot.

@brewmeone Agree to disagree, Brain 👍

It's impossible to explain to a Yank what Cheddar cheese is like. Their only reference point is liquidised knob cheese in a spray can. We should be mindful of their limitations.

@5uperb1rd @aMarvelousLute It is tho

@aMarvelousLute Don't respond to this chud he has "transgender is a mental illness" in his bio

I haven't reset a save file faster than after getting this

@LogicSurface @ruallsion Literally yes, you fucking retard.

@slaveraper413 @ruallsion Can you take a ship up this river to colorado that could haul enough cargo to make the trip worth it?

Very disingenuous map because what makes America have the best geography in the world is that no where really is landlocked

@BlakeAerni Argentina is the midwest of South America, spiritually and culturally. It fits.

Earning the respect of every midwestern dad

@DocksEcky Would.

@skyshimii Actual end stage alcoholics drink 90% of their calories. They're skinny because they're malnourished.

how are alcoholics so skinny if alcohol is so high in calories

@tjuhgfdcajklb @JoeLongBalls Never worth sitting around five women for an extended period of time.

@JoeLongBalls Why leave? 5 other people there, one of them might be into you

45 minute drive, she brought like 5 of her friends, and told me it wasn't going to work out like the moment I sat down with my drink, hall of fame stuff I was stunlocked and just said "alright then have a good one" had another drink at the bar and left

@tonyhawktruther Not well known, but Prigozhin actually marched on Moscow because a woman told him Putin had touched her inappropriately.

@LaikaDahl @moontreezone Yeah sorry not taking cooking tips from some absolutely beat dyke from Austin.

@moontreezone Crazy how many people are outing their poor cooking abilities. You can very easily make a meatless white gravy. You can replace any animal fat you use with butter.

When I was in the US I didn’t really know what the “gravy” was and I asked if it was vegetarian and the waitress looked at me like I’d just asked if I could shoot her dog

@Garbagestyleman @Jbn3ex Saying shit like this is why people laugh at you and why you keep getting raped in any election that actually matters.

@Jbn3ex Wealthiest country in the history of the planet btw

@fleshsimulator There are many things you can say about Mr. Flesh Simulator, but I don't think "not a dork" ever entered my mind. I think you have to be one to turn nuclear test equipment into a synthesizer.

I've always been a dork, this should be innately apparent to the regular-headed. Do you have water on the brain? Are you hydrocephalic? A waterhead?