Stellaaa (not Artois)

Creating my 2023 reading list:

It's still called a tweet.

So I’m supposed to just keep buying groceries and cleaning my kitchen over and over until I die?

So... what tf is this app now?

Someone tell me how getting overpaid is my problem? My work accidentally paid me while I wasn't working and now is taking that paycheck back because they failed to check. But I am the one who suffers. Lovely.

Yo why is every other post in the spouses/wives fb groups about a lost cat? Keep your babies indoors! It's Satan's butthole outside ffs

On my walk earlier, I saw a rabbit AND a double rainbow. If that's not a sign of good luck I don't know what is 🤩

Yay the US finally has approved birth control pills for OTC but oops, they're gonna make that almost impossible to get too

Why are so many people I know vacationing in Scotland rn? I wish I was there! Why can't that be me? 🥹

If I ever get to foster a litter of kittens, I will absolutely name them after Greek gods/goddesses

Andddd this is why I only use hotels

I didn't realize this until I was knee deep in tasks, and meeting objectives. I got burned out quickly and realized I was in over my head and needed something new. Fast.

And for those that struggle with mental health, this lack of consistency and turbulence in my job and place of work only added to my depression and anxiety. I just didn't feel like I belonged. There was no where to place me literally, the struggle was there from the day I started

In the beginning, you gave me no office. My job required private space for my meetings but I had to beg but then finally got an office. It was a nice size! I was happy but 7 months later you made me move into a closet of an office, where I had no sunlight, no AC. So bye!

@fuckyouiquit But perhaps them losing 18mil a year is why they can't give you a raise, ever think of that?

It do be like that tho

@sleepysabi And saying the "1900s" 🙃

Whose idea was this to have her brother there? 🤢 #bachelorette

When you can't tell if the smell in your office building is burnt coffee, a dead skunk, or weed... 🙃

My coworkers: omg it's the longest day of the year! Yay! Me: and it's a work day? Greatttttt 🫠

Constant contact is observing Juneteenth but my work is not? Shame!