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Day 14 of fooling on X. 14/30 gone Let's keep the X fooling going. Have you fooled today?

@Wizarab10 You must be making up to 20million on X.

God when?

@omowumi_omoleke Send your Akant not your account ooo.

Me to people wey Elon pay today

@OneModupe Consistency is not the key for here ooooo😂. No foh monkey 🐒 go chop banana 🍌 one day.

Get in jor🎉🎉🎉🎉 Another BME added to the list. Thank you so much Elon❤️ 💃💃💃💃💃

Do you really love tweeting every minute or it is hunger motivated 🤔?

@B1GDROPS Bad guy 😭. King Solomon dey learn for your side 😂

@sleemeasy 14½

If Nigeria was to be in a good shape, how many children will you have by now?

@AdageorgeA Say you are joking please 😭😭

@sleemeasy Na you be that .. People no dey bath o

As I read this ... I just dey laugh Since I left Nigeria, one of the things I've learned about Oyibo people is that they bath once every 2 weeks. YES! It is absolutely true. Those that can go longer than 2 weeks will. I don't know why they are like this, but this is how they live normally. For me, it becomes a problem only when I am dating one of them. One of my rules, which is a non-negotiable one, is that my man must shower every day. I don't care if his skin is allergic to water 💦 or if he breaks out in hives when water touches his skin directly, he must shower daily. There is absolutely no room for compromise 🙅🏽‍♀️

What business can a poor man do to reach them Dangote, Femi Otedola, Rasaki Okoya, Dr Deji Adeleke and other billionaires level?

@AbrahamXtra A child has no business with relationship, only grown adult should date.

At what age do you think a child should start dating officially?

@iam__temmyyy I missed my NYSC days, omoooo I was a great chef that year.

Gbewa 🤤🤤🤤🤤

I honestly don't know, my local hairstylist is so good.

How I pulled up today at the mosque. Rate my look 😊.

@unkonfined I just want to have a name and be known for something

Are you focusing more on followers, reach, or connections on 𝕏?

@mobola_ade No one can touch you better than you. Know this and know peace. Why do you think people beat their meat?

How do people enjoy touching themselves?

@dammiedammie35 How VeryDarkMan went from nothing to something needed to be studied. Within a twinkle of an eye one can meet his fortune online

Omoh, morning wey no Dey happen for VeryDarkMan office 😭😂

@Orisunmibairemi You sure say you no go enter my DM like this ehn Ajoke 😂

This one probably think I’m trying to force a friendship. 😂 Ask around I genuinely check on my mutuals because that’s just who I am. It’s always been nothing but love from my side. If I ever enter anybody’s DM again just to ask how they’re doing, make I bend like crayfish. 😭

@Ugochukwu96_ I'm far from love or anything relationship. It's so difficult to find a genuine partner lately.

Smile if you're in love 🌚

@dammiedammie35 He has really rebranded himself. It's good for him. I think his wife his influencing the changes we are seeing.

Baba ijesha toh di n!ghar 😭😂

@AdageorgeA The rain almost cast me wey dey do wash and where 🥹. The rain should take it easy on us Na.

One week now I no fit comot because my epitome of beauty never dry July oo

@samueloriola2 How does it work I need someone to explain this to me

This new update is awesome. Your tweet is separated from retweets.