spooky han

@meakel_cheng thank you!!

@sleepy_han The 5-4 pod! Educational, refreshingly blunt takes from smart people, and actually laugh out loud funny

recommend me podcasts!!!!

@biscoffbabe the worst is when ppl look at me like I’M the weirdo for following safety protocols 🙄 sure, ok, i’m the asshole here

cool.... now tell me everything u like about me every detail

mentally im here

if a friend keeps bringing someone around that openly dislikes me and i openly dislike them (and i’m not warned ahead of time), am i allowed to be rude about it?

please share!

Chicago officials raised the bridge not knowing a group was still crossing twitter.com/CWBChicago/sta…

ik some of my beliefs have ppl scratching their heads BUT i’ll just say it again: psychic vampires exist and they are absolutely no fun at parties

Charles Cullen - alt right asshole - thinks being transphobic is peak comedy - wears a suit .... everywhere - i want to hit him right in the kisser - has definitely slipped something into a girl’s drink at a party

Ezzie Cullen - had a kid when she was too young and had to put her dreams on hold but doesn’t blame her child - really cool mom - hates PTA meetings - she’s really hot but has horrible taste

i morphed myself with the twilight cast and the results are .... not what i expected ?? here we go: