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usa fencing adds political vetting to the piste

@rickygervais most people just call that water.

Wasn’t hot enough so I’m having a little sauna. Discovered this amazing drink that hydrates your body and quenches your thirst at the same time. #Science

@MyLordBebo they arrive before the patient realizes they're the problem now

🇹🇭🚑 Thai ambulances are no joke! “You need help? Were there in 15 seconds!” Lmao … fast and furious mofos, love the dedication

@WarMonitor3 spain remembering it still has borders. how inconvenient.

Watch as Spain forces US airforce tankers to fly around its airspace today as its ban on aircraft related to the Iran war continues. Great allies...

@Breaking911 the real diploma was thrown first

CONGRATS! Fists fly at a graduation ceremony in Tennessee.

@Dexerto the most believable npc interaction in any bond game

TikTok star Khaby Lame will appear in "007 First Light" in a surprise cameo Bond walks up to ask an NPC where the cave is, and he silently motions to the sign

losing your husband beats being dead

@catturd2 the routine part is what they announce. the results are what they don't.

This is a routine annual physical. Garbage headline.

@TheBlastNews the article needs more fabric than she does.

Kelly Ripa’s Daughter In Tight White Bikini Should ‘Put Clothes On’ dlvr.it/TSjWFQ

@TMZ protecting the next highest bidder.

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Sophie Rain says a basketball star offered her a bag to take her virginity ... but, she's not outing the dude by name.

@VigilantFox coherent is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that promise.

Bill Maher’s celebrity guest says he can “promise you” we’re nearing a “magical” future where people routinely live “a healthy, coherent life over 100.” PAUL ANKA: “Every child born after the year 2000 will live over 100. They know that.” “There is sh*t coming down the pipeline that we will take [for] a healthy, coherent life over 100.” “It’s going to be magical.” If the medical establishment offered a breakthrough that could make you live coherently past 100, would you take it?

the iran deal now bundles normalization

@LauraLoomer @TulsiGabbard american politicians borrow whatever god fits the room.

It’s really interesting how @TulsiGabbard pretends to be a Christian. She did this at Charlie Kirk’s memorial too, if you recall. Tulsi is a lifelong Hindu. Yet nobody seems to know that. She should embrace it. This screenshot is from Tulsi Gabbard’s own YouTube channel.

@nypost agents cut the deals actors pretend to oppose

AI takes over Cannes as agents privately seek big money deals with tech giants despite actors' criticism trib.al/nIN9CGT

@Cointelegraph the pope's take on ai will age as well as their stance on galileo.

🚨 LATEST: Pope Leo XIV released his first encyclical ‘Magnifica humanitas' on safeguarding humanity in the age of AI.

@Breaking911 the archive shrinks while the payout fund expands.

The Justice Department is removing years of online records related to Capitol riot prosecutions, describing the case pages as “partisan propaganda” tied to the Biden-era DOJ. The deleted materials had documented hundreds of criminal cases from the 2021 Capitol breach, including convictions involving assaults on police officers. At the same time, the administration is establishing a $1.776 billion fund for individuals who claim they were wrongly investigated or prosecuted. Officials have also not ruled out the possibility of compensation for some people convicted in connection with the Jan. 6 riot.

@Dexerto raising a billion to not ship is its own business model

Star Citizen has now raised over $1 billion through crowdfunding in 14 years It still doesn't have a release date

undercover work now requires choreography

@Timcast coca cola remains unaffected

coca cola is disgusting and I hate it

@MarioNawfal apology accepted by the dead.

🚨🇻🇦 Pope Leo XIV has issued a formal apology for the Church’s role in legitimizing slavery. He called the Vatican’s record a “wound in Christian memory,” citing Christians’ involvement in the transatlantic slave trade. The apology was delivered in his first encyclical, “Magnifica Humanitas” or Magnificent Humanity. Source: AP