Elliot Slessor

@WhitleyLodgeSno Lost 17 games this season and spent roughly 700 million it’s absolutely comical

@sless147 We dominated Liverpool at home even with 10-men. Man City & Barcelona, we gave it everything. Qarabag & Everton away. There’s a canny few where we’ve been knifed in the back at the end, which takes away all the good thoughts. Good summer & we’ll be back!

No cl No Europe Lose both derbys to a newly promoted side Spunked 200 mill in cold blood Appaling all season Probs finish 14th Time for a change 🥱

@WhitleyLodgeSno Name a 90 minute period we been good in?

@sless147 Time for a change? 14-months ago, Eddie won our 1st 🏆 since man landed on the moon. He lives, sleeps, eats, drinks football, and is our greatest asset. Appalling all season? We’ve had some great trips. Eddie Howes Black & White Army! #nufc

My god we are absolutely TERRIBLE. £700m spent to match Steve Bruce’s 17 defeats and we deserved every one of them. WE ARE ABSOLUTE SHIT Sunderland get Europe while we get another shocking performance, because we lack the brains to sack a manager who’s been PISS POOR all season!

Enjoyed watching the play off more than this. We are absolutely appalling at football mind 🤦‍♂️😂

45 mins I won’t get back. 😂😮‍💨

Terminator incoming 😂 🕺 🤖

Dubious might just have the best single jab in boxing deary deary me… 😮‍💨

You get some heed cases at the snooker mind if it’s not some bloke hoying orange powder on the table it’s lassies trying to run on and take tha clothes off.😂😂😂😂

Nuke too good man 🎯

@couge0102 I’ve zero ability mind like most stuff 😂

@sless147 Yep.

Hour a day darts practice how long till you hit a 180? 🧐 🎯

@couge0102 Reckon?

@sless147 Less than a week.

Unpopular opinion, snooker is better than darts to watch. 📺

To my friends in Great Britain - it’s happening 🦁. It’s signed ✍️🥊

Can’t blame the lad hopefully get a move he deserves. Career at a stand still currently.

@JTakesSports Personally I’ve been twice and gotta be honest I really enjoyed it the hospitality was second to none

@sless147 Just make sure you don’t criticise the government while you’re there. Particularly avoid mentioning journalists and embassies. There’s a good lad. Enjoy the money.

Very disappointing news about Saudi being cancelled. Really enjoyed my time there and how we were looked after. Now what happens with the points defending? 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

@TSnooker102 To replace something it has to be the same prize money

Here we go. The idiotic "not a major" brigade rises again. Hopefully they replace it with the China open.

@philhaigh_ Brilliant 😂

There goes the Saudi Arabia Masters. Many issues with the tournament but losing it is a blow for players and their earning ability. Lots of money won over the last two years now can't be defended. wst.tv/news/2026/apri…