Alice

@spookyasparagus it never has been

The joy of pranking is not lost on me ❤️❤️

@elana_desantis this movie ruined me 😌

I watched this movie on a plane and the next day was my birthday and when I got this text I had to leave my own birthday brunch because I was crying so hard

@ailieorzak this book slapped

NYC cosplaying as the city of ember

@paulagilordonez ur a real one for that

@slicey_slice I thought you looked so cute

Me after Paddington went to jail for a crime he didn’t commit

There comes a time every summer in which i cannot stop visualizing myself doing a backflip

the spring fling photo dumps…unfollowed blocked and hexed

Post grad affirmations: I don’t feel a deep rage seeing tdc posts. I feel totally fine seeing tdc posts Bc I live in nyc now just like in the movies.

@ailieorzak u can run but u cant hide

yea I work in the music industry. yea my top artist this year was pitbull. We Exist

@heeemyfriend i’ve BEEN saying this for years now

rando on the dc streets told lilly and me we look alike…so, do we ???? 🥸🤔

@spookyasparagus wow ok feeling targeted

I don’t trust you or your male OBGYN

@beaniestbag should’ve been listed as a side effect

Haven’t had a hit tweet since I went on Prozac ❤️

@beaniestbag idk if i can get behind this bestie

Paris is the Boston of Europe.

going out again hitting really hard…and by that i mean i was punched in the face

@ailieorzak bowling alley one is too true

leaving Somerville, clearing my silly little drafts 😌 omw!

@spookyasparagus don’t be shy show us the selfie

Do NOT vote Yang because he is SLIME

@suppertimeLover @thebotabox 4 words: the fox from zootopia

@yrfavelibrarian dont filter ur personality to fit others❤️

idk about this summa cum laude thing im saving that shit till marriage

@veggietails3000 allergies are not a “joke” sarah