James

@gilfgrace Hi

Would you leave a hi? #cougar #gilf

@JodieMarsh Eggy fart smell

Retweet if you wanna see more 😜

@Mebutnotsomuch @BladeoftheS I thought that exact thing Jimmy

This is bad, bad tattoo. Does that make it good? And can you guess who it is?

@ilovenostalgia Yes yes hello but that's you are

Who are these three? Wrong answers only…

@flaminhaystacks Me too 😄

Today I am 52 years old Happy birthday to me 😊💕

My count is 3.... Yours???

@SjamaanN 10

@ElizaCorlett Do the purple ones sting ?

I don't think I'm ready for these jellies.

@ElizaCorlett I did the same 2 weeks ago, blue ray collectors editions , all the Clint Eastwood's so on so on hundreds of dvd's cd's the lot on the tip bosh !

In a move that I might regret, I am parting with hundreds of music CDs. Not so long ago, I couldn't have done this - they reflect so much of my life from the early 90s onwards! But now they gather dust. And there is Spotify. Ugh. Straight to the charity shop?

@albafreewalker Washing tongues

@helzmckIOM Lol you need a toastie maker

@Fayelacio Your Dm's 👇👇😂😂😂😂x

@Android Perfect

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@Android O).

@ElizaCorlett Dennis

@metronomy @EatYourOwnEars @Yourallypally Ripped off I hope they enjoyed spending my money

🚨ONE WEEK UNTIL ALLY PALLY🚨 We can’t believe the UK tour is almost over 🤮 It’s been so much fun seeing you all again, for real, we’ve never seen circle pits like this before. Come & help us celebrate the end of the tour and the beginning of summer in style. See you soon LDN

@metronomy Con people, ripped off by these

Here is some NEW EXCLUSIVE tour mech! 🎉🎉🎉 Only available at our live shows! (For now) Get them at a show while you can!

@metronomy No way! I got ripped off for £58 by you bunch

The video for our new single (and current set opener) Love Factory is out May 3rd! it’s quite possibly the most Spring like song and video you’ll hear and see this spring! bit.ly/MetronomyLoveF…