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@PatsOnYaBack cheated and still lost

@HaitiiHuncho Italians would neverrr

U needa beat ur Italian grandma nbs

i don’t do flings, i devote myself to somebody for centuries like i’m a vampire

Married to Med is really a good show. IDC if they give us the same thing every season... the formula works #married2med

It’s so important for you to go through that amount of uncomfortable conversation needed for you to reach a certain depth and sense of security with your loved ones. That uncomfortable situation matters sooooo much for you to be in sync with each other's spirits

So much dick riding that my cock hurt

esoteric knowledge acquired from deep grief

oh inject it

@HaitiiHuncho 😂😂😂

Gon head n just grab u a box of Marlboros

going back to listening to the only artist that can convey exactly how I’m feeling in a song (baby smoove) — a real one.

building enough consistency with working out that i’m starting to look forward to it instead of dreading it every day

when sylvia plath wrote ‘please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. there are times when i will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand’ I felt that

when women are comfortable, women YAP ur ears off and talk about little details like oh look at this little rock I found, i saw a cloud with this shape etc etc etc. as a man, u should realise u won at life if ur woman is like that lol

how it feels tweeting as an australian most of the time

You ate a sausage and then you came to talk to the boss?

Soon as a man get to talking about he “practices stoicism” i instantly

@LeiaAmidalaSolo the way other Somalis like this account just be so miserable in their own life that they have to come up here and bring their own people down

Come to bed, I put the thunderstorm on

“yes ma’am” “whatever you say, princess”

@bhadie_bhaby Drop the beat DJ

I cut off a long time friend a few days ago after she admitted to me that she laughs at those 'how do yk I'm somali jokes' & that's not the worst part it's her kenyan 'friend' that sends such memes to her online and they laugh together. She brought this up randomly on call.