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BREAKING NEWS: South African Police Service (SAPS) and Hawks arrested a 33-year-old illegal Ethiopian national in Malvern, Johannesburg, for possessing an RPG-7 rocket launcher, PF-89 disposable launchers, and over a dozen HEAT and fragmentation projectiles, valued for potential use against vehicles, buildings, or crowds in urban settings. Will the President declare state of emergency on illegal immigration.

@Kgadi_yaMoloto Too much alcohol Simple

Kidney Disease Awareness: Before urinating, flush the toilet first, once clean water has returned, urinate(pee). If you see foam/bubbles report it your provider. Persistent or thick, soapy bubbles indicate proteinuria—protein leaking into urine—which warrants medical evaluation for potential kidney disease

@ThembisileQ21 I doubt with your level of literacy you would grasp that SARAFINA was a struggle tool, a powerful one at that.

I stopped at the part where he said he fought for this country with Sarafina😭😭😭

@Kgadi_yaMoloto @thuli_mashaba Story is 98% accurate. The other 2% is that Kevin was American not South African.

how did he get away with this hairstyle man 😭

Who does it better? IA or AI?

Julius Malema in summer Burberry attire, sipping Ace of Spades, while the ground forces wear red overalls in this scorching heat, singing “Kill the Boer.”

@MbuyiseniNdlozi @samkelemaseko Unless you think power is a circus of people who read their Political Economic Theory from "The Wretched of The Earth". Guarators of Society's Wellbeing, Creaters of Jobs, Billionaire Taxpayers, The Real Foundation of this Country's wealth WILL HAVE THEIR MAN AT UNION BUILDINGS

Let us all believe Motsepe when he says he has no intention of leading the ANC. The man is at the twilight of his career with an incredible record of success. Why the hell would he put himself in a situation where the last dying breath of the ANC takes place in his hands? Fact: nothing in his life has bestowed him any knowledge or experience to save the political project of Seme, Xuma & Tambo. He is smart enough to see this and human enough to pass!

Samkeliso Mkhatshwa is a young man who invented the Nelson Mandela Statue Dance that went viral worldwide.

@Constitution_94 Well done, please breakdown Bafana Bafana...and maybe Banyana Banyana as well. 😄😄😄

Rassie Erasmus has selected his preliminary squad of 49 players for the upcoming Boks matches. 10 of the 49 players are black Africans. There is then Sasha to make it 10,5. Slightly over 13 are coloured players. 26 are white players. I can confidently say there will be no more than 5 black Africans who will feature in his final squad. Not more than 8 will be colored. Rassie has changed. Over time, these people gravitate towards their own factory settings. Look at the DA. They no longer hide that they prefer each other. Mxm

@PennyLebyane Same problem with Mandebele from Zebediela. Language offshoot of Ndebele-Nzunzas in Mpumalanga upto Siyabuswa, their chief crossed the Lepelle river in the 1790's to 1800s called Mthombeni a Ghegha mlaja (crossing the river) eventually today Kekana (King) pronounced "Gheghana"

Ke #Mopulana ke bolabola #Sepulana ke tšwa #MaPulaneng.... #InternationalMotherTongueDay The Mapulana (or Pulana) are an indigenous ethnic group residing primarily in northeastern Mpumalanga and southeastern Limpopo, South Africa, specifically in the Bushbuckridge area known historically as Mapulaneng. They speak Sepulana, a distinct Eastern Sotho dialect influenced by Swati and Tsonga, and are known for their history as rainmakers ("Sinisa Pula") and their 1864 victory against the Swazi at the battle of Moholoholo Language & Culture: They speak Sepulana, which is a dialect of Northern Sotho, though it is not formally taught in schools. They are known for traditional rites of passage called Dikoma. Calling all #MaPulana under this post- Show your self.. Otherwise l fetch you...

So I met my late husband when I wa17,he told me I was going to be his wife but I thought he wasn’t type.ffwd we linked up 4yrs later and he still told me he’s going to be my husband.dated for 7 months and got married on the 8th .we were married for 4yrs,8months and 28 days when he departed this world. When I tell you that man set up a standard,showed and taught me how well I can be loved.he gave me a son that’s his split image,found out we were pregnant when I was 6weeks and he named our son “Ontshiametse”because he said,since he was told he can’t have kids and now discovering we having a child.He said “whatever God gives to us,it’s good enough for me. All I want to say is that,God afforded me he opportunity to experience love and know how well o can be loved.that is the reason I haven’t changed my surname is 16yrs and why I STILL believe in love

@Lord_Ori_ 😅

You wanted her to build it with whose money?

We were misled here. The Commander in Chief even knows the lyrics, thina we only know ge, ge🤣 🤣 😂

@LeratoPillayZA This one thinks we all come from Hamanskraal.

Today marks four years without sex, 11 months without drinking a drop of alcohol, 7 months without eating bread, cake, chocolates or anything sweet. The change in my body has been fantastic, I feel great, I lost weight and my way of thinking is very positive, I'm looking to keep this up and go for more. Because I choose to eat healthy and above all, an hour of exercise every day! Yithani whuuure kum. I don't know whose status this was but I was happy for them so I copied and pasted it, it's just too beautiful ❤️

@DasenThathiah KHEZETHEN..

BREAKING NEWS | Four wanted suspects have been shot and killed by KZN police in Inanda.  They were being sought for cases of murder, attempted murder and armed robberies.  Members of the team tracked them down to the Amatikwe informal settlement this evening.   Three guns have been recovered so far, while the scene is being processed.  @eNCA

Edward Magents Motale 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Rest in Peace Bra Stan. 🙏

@Sophie_Mokoena Stare intervention in Africa is useless cos all State Income ends up at LVMH shops in Paris. Or luxury German cars, your argument is invalid.

African countries get criticised when they call for more state intervention.

@Sli_Masikane 😄

Today marks exactly 1 month 🤭 since I said ‘I do’ 🥹🥹🥹 Shadani guys. Kumnandi kwa ‘love lives here’ 🤭😂🩷

Blacks were bewitched that living in the city in a matchbox house is better than rural life.