slim dill

The background on my direct reports phone is a picture of a lion with the caption “a lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep” #okbudhavethatdeckdonebythursday

Queen City crackers would be such a fire name for a charlotte based white boy jam band

@Panthers @budlight Pppllllleeeeaassseeee I’m begging

Happy Victory Monday 🎉 Reply for your chance to win a Panthers LED sign 📷 @budlight | #ForTheCelly

@Panthers @budlight Please god me

Happy Victory Monday 🎉 Reply for your chance to win a Panthers LED sign 📷 @budlight | #ForTheCelly

@gogurtpussy Have a great day ggp, I’m proud of you

hoping to get max 5.5 hours of sleep tn before running through the gauntlet tomorrow

Fucked up at the greek festival, 1-4 in pickem, don’t text

@BeansFade Lowkey respect, he’s an intellectual

Yeah let’s read a book at devolve

Completed the hardest test known to man this morning (sub 10 min beer mile after 15 beers yesterday)

Train concert with an open bar on a Tuesday? Sure why not

Playing the old how many beers do I have to drink on a Monday night with my boss game. Just hit 11, wondering what his limit is

Concert merch tent once again sniped me

We are moving offices next week, and I’m not looking forward to going through the process of finding the sneaky shitter in the new building

Ice on my wrist got my mind right

@eatfresh007 I attribute the only panic attack I have ever had in my life to the 2 trainwrecks I drank in a 2 hours span one day sophomore year. Might have just been a minor heart attack honestly

Cup a Joe is the BEST coffee shop in the country

@_jay_are_jr He is locked tf in

WNBA full volume dr’a office waiting room Gonna see if he’ll take me under his wing

@sheep_port Thank you sheep poet

@yungspid3y Morning boo

Yes good morning

@Italianzynman How does kit feel about this

My bodega guy has started hiding the 6 chills behind the 3s so that he can save them for his best customer LBS Alladeen

Lyft driver is a huge Eminem fan. Never met one of these guys in real life