Lauren

no matter how bad it gets at least i always have this fat little monkey

i wish i was playing outside

eating A Bagel and i’m thinking

mug containing tampons in the bathroom of a restaurant i ate at earlier today .

@silvertheory_ it only has to make sense to me and i don’t feel like explaining it to anyone else

@slimesyou what does this one even mean

utilizing the whole bed like it’s a sacred hunted animal

they should let us cook elon musk on a spit over a fire like a ceremonial hog

That Part

ok now erika kirk should do druski makeup

thinking of posting close up photos of my armpits for attention #thatpart

spinning around in my apartment with my arms straight out knocking things off my walls cause well . it’s wednesday 😌

@silvertheory_ not a hair in sight? 🙄

sniffed the screen so hard i pulled the screen protector off

@danghentschel please view my like as a show of respect and support for the dead. i don’t “like” this post.

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

it doesnt even have to work i just think it would make me feel better

looking to commission a voodoo doll of lin manuel miranda

i dont think i believe in putting things in the microwave for more than 2 minutes

@dinosaurs1969 neeeeed to throw rocks and stones at him in the town square

in the 1700s they would’ve executed this guy for this

listen i have just as many problems with new “tim” heidecker as the next guy but we start to muddy the waters when we get our facts wrong. it was only 19 people that he killed at that music festival

Yes, the Dootle Dots showrunner killed 20 people in a desert.

@dontbedumb98 thank u so much for ur concern but i’m alive and well .

I think she died...

papas pussyria the way i’m serving cunt