kelly 🧩

“I wish I had Olivia Rodrigo when I was 15” you had Hotel Room Service by Pitbull you ungrateful piece of shit

@ladwife nooo stop the way i automatically assumed you were going i was fully expecting to bump into you 🥀🥀

how am i just now finding out ninajirachi was doing a show in glasgow tonight :(

obsessed with this etsy shop that sells mini horse costumes for literally every occasion

@bexthh he’s never left <3

them: don’t worry! the semi nude daniel o’donnell bathroom door can’t hurt you the semi nude daniel o’donnell bathroom door:

smoking da shit that made tom cruise

looking like our girl catherine connolly is gonna win the presidency today in ireland thank god i was looking for a reason to drink today

@Rauss_Mc i just hope i can get out alive without being swallowed by a sea of pink cowboy hats

Girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring Smirnoff Ice over them (2000)

bad day to be a toastie

shoutout to the skate bush gritter for keeping my area safe we WILL be running up that hill

@imfleetwoodjack this is so sweet! irish jumpers are indestructible just don’t throw it in the dryer it’ll shrink into a pair of undies

found the culprit responsible for the Ticketmaster Oasis Deathmatch that happened this summer if you’re lookin

@coldotie nah colin doll he gets on my nerves truly

@slimethot hahaha this is how I got reminded that Simon BLOCKED ME cos I was about to call him a lickarse too

oh my god can you not lick an arse for 5 minutes

and so it begins! where’s my freedom of speech elon why don’t you take a minute away from playing an actual bond super villain and suck my ass

@ThePenisLiquor tag team see you in the ring

@slimethot if you're taking one for the team wishing for trumps death i'll take one for wanting elons too

i know america is going to suffer from this result but can i be selfish and say that i just don’t want to see elon musk’s smug fuckin face for one second you’ve taken twitter from me don’t take my happiness

@alxinnwxng normally don’t care for politics just wanna give tim walz a big hug and a pretzel right now

i was delulu enough to believe that america would vote for harris/walz .. my delusions will never stop disappointing me :( devastated isn’t even really the word

@rosaslutzemburg promise when our time comes we can throw rocks at him from the pearly gates xx

@slimethot absolutely…. pedo rapist freak deserves the worst, but instead he’s the fucking President lol