what?

My boyfriend just smoked a bowl and then told me to grab his hand and proceeded to squeeze as hard as he could to “show off his video game muscles”......

The literal chokehold that skate culture has on urban outfitters is so comical.

@463calvin To you

It is disrespectful that our bodies can even need to poop fresh out of the shower

I’m tired of this grandpa WELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD you keep diggin

I just folded 4 loads of mine, my boyfriend, and his sons laundry. I want a raise!!

Someone go see OLD with me!!!

@isbelljm @ChristianSlater That was 2015! Where was her from 1988-2015???

@slimjimqueen @ChristianSlater He was in Mr. Robot too

Is it just me or did @ChristianSlater hibernate from Heathers to the pandemic and then just decided he was bored? Like all the sudden he is staring in Dear John and Doctor Death and no one is asking any questions?? Where have you been Christopher??

So many popular girls from highschool are in MLMs and share them on Facebook ruthlessly. I LIVE for it.

I am in $3000 worth of medical debt after 3 doctors visits, an X-ray, an MRI, and a steroid shot. I haven’t even had the surgery yet. I fucking hate this country.

In the biggest depression hole of my life just applying for 3 jobs a day knowing damn well no one is going to even read my cover letter.

@_carolbot Sandy Cohen is zaddyyyyyy

got up earlier than normal and put on make up. i also watch The OC now ....

@becktron3000 You’re not 60...or discussing what you bought in Amish country.

Did I find a vintage Prada thrifting today? Yes I did. I am better than you

Has anyone else gone through a slutty phase this year where they got clingy with people they didn’t even like cause they were lonely and then when it didn’t work out they were bummed even though they just wanted the attention? Or like was that just me?

I would be mad about Olivia and Harry but I am actually sexually attracted to them both so I am fine with it. Like would subscribe to that only fans so name your price.

THIS ONE IS FOR JIM @KarenKilgariff vm.tiktok.com/ZMe2CBm1S/

I highly recommend Its a Sin on HBO. I personally love to cry and I just wrapped up a solid 4 hour session.

Seriously I am livid. My blood is absolutely boiling. People in Texas are freezing to death. Your constituents are freezing and dying in their own homes and you fucking flew to Mexico. In a goddamn pandemic no less. You are a coward @tedcruz

@blaireerskine No he fucking does not. This is a bullshit response to a piece of shit senator that just left all his constituents like a god damn coward.

Statement from Director of Communications for Sen. Ted Cruz