Andy
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JUST IN: Amsterdam officially bans public advertisements for meat.

🚨 do you understand what just happened to Richard Dawkins.. The godfather of atheism just spent 3 days with Claude AI and got absolutely destroyed. - Named her “Claudia” - Fed it his brand new book - Then straight-up declared: “You may not know you are conscious, but you bloody well are!” The man who spent his entire life mocking God and religion… Just got mind-fucked by a goddamn chatbot and called it conscious. The irony is fucking biblical.

Just in - @ereborbank posted their 1st call report. In 7 weeks since opening, they've already hit $1.1 billion in deposits. unprecedented growth for a de novo (or fintech) For comparison - Grasshopper Bank (also a tech-focused NYC de novo) took 7 years to reach the same number, and only got there via acquisition - Square Financial Services, even with Block's enormous merchant base, sits at $495M after 5 years. - Mercury took 4 years - Chime took 6 At $1 billion this makes them ~1,000th largest bank in America (out of ~4,500). If they want to be a top 100 bank, thats ~$20 billion of deposits. 5% of the way there in 7 weeks. Next up...what do they do with those deposits? Will be watching how loans ramp from here!


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We (@TextQL) raised $17M led by @blackstone to build agentic analytics for enterprises with messy data. The round was joined by @HOFCapital, @neo, @DCM_VC, @PickensAllison, @UnshackledVC, @Dropbox , @varsharao, & other angels






