sleepy

they ran a strict program too, i got kicked out of my group chat for saying the word “dumb” one time and had to formally apologize to every member of the chat

they didn’t call us WOKE… we were Social Justice Warriors…..

listen kid, when I was your age, we didn’t HAVE discord… we used skype, like real men

you really will get to an age where you understand why dads sneeze the way they do. the louder the volume the better it relieves you. regardless of gender or anything at all.

@hystericzombie just a quick glimpse into my sick and twisted mind….

@slumberance WHAT IS THIS

got fucking cock mogged on super mario bros wii level 4 - 🏰

sad thing is, they were mostly children indoctrinated into a corrupt system… they may not have known any better… they may not have had a chance…

i miss fall so much

hit the age where I’m allowed to say things like ‘I’ve been a coward in love’ and ppl just nod

my dog is sleeping with her eyes half open, paws doing the little running motion, and she’s wagging her tail a little, i just know she’s having a good dream and it makes me want to cry

one time in college i stole one of my sisters adderall pills and tried to do an essay assignment.. i was almost proud of myself at the end of the first page i wrote. looked at the clock and it had taken me four hours but it felt like 30 minutes max. how does that happen.

This is the happiest day of my life

i’m not saying i prayed on anyone’s downfall but it is cute to me that any man that’s ever truly hurt me is either dead or suffering immensely

cats are really cute but yknow what’s even cuter? MY cat specifically

ok i have a migraine today and i genuinely forgot how bad these fuckers are i’m on a daily medication that pretty much gets rid of my migraines and i can’t believe i used to have these every single day of my life

honestly antique stores are great but you will never catch me touching/picking up an old doll or looking into its eyes