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Album Review for Iceman by Drake
After finally concluding my 3rd (and final listen) i can honestly say this album is one for the ages. It’s got so many elements that really stand out it’s almost impossible to ignore. This album is the most iconic piece of shit I’ve heard from a rapper in a while. Suing your record label and filing an appeal wasn’t enough, you had to comeback to the record and STILL THROW DISS SHOTS at the niggas who you, yourself said “made you reflect”. This shit proves that self-awareness isn’t always there for Drake and while that’s ok in certain aspects, actually no the fuck it’s not, he’s pushing 40 and he’s deadass saying he cannot focus on his therapy session because he’s attracted to his therapist. If this ain’t the most tone deaf shit.
*Takes deep breath* Let’s continue. So the intro does set up the album for what you can assume is something that’s overly lyrical and not filled with club bangers but more conscious tracks. Dust damn near fucked that up with them shitty high notes but then the beat switches and boom he’s trying to talk shit and it’s not too bad. Throughout the album you get some glimpses of some decent bars but overall lyrically, Drake has the vocabulary of a 6th grader and the rhyme scheme of a 5 year old. These Blues clues ass raps really show how immature this nigga is because at some point your music should mature with you and this nigga music sounds like he ain’t been shot by Rick Murray yet.
Production wise, I’m not gonna say it’s all bad. There are some horrendous beats. That Mac Dre shit… yeah, no. Ran to Atlanta? Ass. There are also some track in the middle that don’t really standout because it starts to sound repetitive with the same drum kicks and melodies as well. I think with the exception of maybe 3 songs here, this project feels more like an example of you hit me so ima go tell my mom but then ima also go get my gun.
Out of the 3, this one is the best but if the standard is this… then that means the bar is under hell.
Final Score: 2/10

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@thunderwarningg It’s called being a professional cockeater. Lot of those on here
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no shade but why do u guys listen to albums youll prolly dislike
ᯓ★ Starjörk ★彡🇭🇺🇷🇴🇵🇸@29pearls_kisses
I'll delay the ranking of albums from my pinned topster for today bc I'll listen to Drake's new mid albums. #musictwt
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@Southside_Gunn As long as he doesn’t want your pathetic life. Cock eating another man for a living.
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@jordanyroc -2026 got an old ass mf hating on social media eating his cock instead of spending quality time with his family
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Drake is having quite the run…
- 2023 got bullied into dropping an EP of new music because the 23-track album he released was terrible.
- 2024 took the worst L ever in hip-hop.
- 2025 got embarrassed on the Super Bowl stage, and across stadiums all over the world. Then further embarrassed himself by suing over a rap battle he willingly participated in and escalated.
- 2026 dropped an entire album full of victim raps and two more albums full of terrible music.
Wrap this shit up. It’s over.

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@roque_coral @vidsthatgohard I’m sayin bro. Atleast Drake showed him love.
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@slumpyman69 @vidsthatgohard Somebody gotta give Drakeo his credit man.
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This nigga tried to steal Kendrick whole flow and failed miserably
Kurrco@Kurrco
Drake hopped on West Coast production for an ICEMAN track 😳 "I'm a show you what to do, lil boy"
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That MJ glove one just made me mad
SK⚡️@raptalksk
DRAKE COVERS FOR HIS 3 NEW ALBUMS - HABIBTI - MAID OF HONOUR - ICEMAN
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@HipHopAllDay What if he’s dropping cause iceman is his last album with Universal?
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@rodimusprime The fact there’s 4k cock gobblers liking this fuck ass tweet is hilarious.
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So he admit he got dunked on? That's all I'm reading.
Kurrco@Kurrco
“Muggsy Bogues dunked for once, even I'm a bit amazed, someone give the kid a raise” — Drake on Kendrick Lamar ("1AM in Albany") 👀
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@PRINCE_ANGELUS_ Bro does not know Kendrick at all 😭 god yall next level dick riders
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We will lowkey need him bc he’s the only other RB with legit juice other Etienne
kaj@kadinjanisch
I still believe man, but there’s no reason I should
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doechii is accused of being an industry plant but this woman who spawned out of nowhere is charting in the hot 100 with 2 songs nobody knows the melody or lyrics to???
Pop Base@PopBase
Ella Langley holds the Top 2 spots on this week’s Billboard Hot 100: #1. Choosin’ Texas #2. Be Her
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