Shaquille Oat’meal

Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior

If you like any of the new Aubrey albums then I actually don’t fuck with you

Turns out, being an adult is basically just figuring out what to cook with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life.

Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?

how life feels when nobody knows where you are or what you're up to

Bro cut that new north west album on

this is the greatest mixtape of all time btw

@DetroitTigersPR How in the world does workman not get the call over Jung

The Tigers today placed RHP Casey Mize on the 15-day injured list with a right adductor strain and placed INF Javier Báez on the 10-day injured list with a right ankle sprain. LHP Enmanuel DeJesus and INF Jace Jung have been recalled from Triple-A Toledo.

please don’t smoke your strawberry ice vape around my baby. he does not like that flavor

That’s a bar

I’ll fuck up a croissant

Thanks, lions.

Stop being bald in front of me

i masturbate loud as hell so if you don’t like that go to a different jersey mikes

Why is Poe Hitler w long hair & a normal mustache

Full frontal beans but it’s not what u think

Michael & ichaels

I'm a 25 year old who has never seen a vagina in real life and here are my views on geopolitics

Cracker Barrel** damnit

Going to crack her bare hole with @SaraHardie