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If you’re transgender you need more piercings and tattoos. Food and water are nice but you need tattoos and piercings

@heartsfordnp I can jus imagine the waiter going back to the kitchen and being like “THEY ORDERED THE LEMON”

UPDATE!!!! WE ORDERED THE LEMON. EVEN THE WAITER LAUGHED. IT LOOKS LIKE THIS. I'M IN TEARS IN THE RESTAURANT

trans person: im trans society: ok gay guy walking into the function: okay cuz THISSSS little piggy just got to the clerb bitchhhhhhhhh. Mike Tyson trying to say shrimp: Thrimp

@kishikaisen 6’0 160? Is bro on ozempic? 😭

@cycov1s1onn shin MOVE

mnngghh

@Crisispsych @MikePrysner If*

@MikePrysner Even worse -

We’re working with a soldier at Ft Bragg who under normal circumstances would likely be removed from deployment by Behavior Health, but apparently anxiety/panic/depression is so widespread the bar is very high for being taken off the roster. They all deploy to the MidEast tonight

@BROSOK57 what a little freak (affectionate)

@VideosAICant real heroes don’t wear capes

*chuckles*

@haylbie I do care actually. Bc why would you do that

i don't care if you're a yankees fan just don't do it in front of me

@ATLhoe12345 I don’t see much to complain about. These are fine. Not amazing but still good

Ummmmm

@thebenchesclear I love baseball and I love being trans!

happy trans day of visibility i love trans people and i love baseball and i love trans people who love baseball AAAAAHHHH

All the Phillies fans crashing out on my tl #youlovetoseeit

@cyberdreamsss sick

flayer

Sometimes I consider dating but I also sometimes consider veering into oncoming traffic so idk

Straight male coworker friend liking estrogen posts on IG

Dorohedoro - Q Hayashida - 2000/2018

i just made this picture i think it's really good

@MisterBaseball0 yaaaay!

JUST IN: MLB announces that the 2026 season will never end. 1000 years of baseball

I was telling my therapist how hard the job market is rn and she said “oh I know a site someone told me about!” it was an AI website