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@TD_Canada words cannot describe how frustrating this is for your clients who are stuck in positions they cannot close!

@lifein2030 @iballufall24 @TD_Canada is it nutty to think TD has gotten away with theft here?

@iballufall24 @TD_Canada Went from 3K gains to 500$ and still can't sell.

@TD_DirectInvest @TDCanada @TD_Canada your Advanced Dashboard has been down ALL MORNING can’t place orders, can’t cancel them. 2 hours on hold and chat with zero response. This is unacceptable. Who is responsible?

@Wat3rD @TD_Canada they are deleting our replies and comments

@TD_Canada i posted 2 hours ago and seems like everyone else gets a DM except me? Why have you not put a message on your social media profiles about this outage? Have been hung up on 2x after waiting almost 4 hours. Your market cap is $230 billion. This what you offer clients?

@CBCNews @TD_Canada Whats the deal today? Canadians are being affected by this outage on TD investing. we cannot sell, we cannot cancel orders, and you did not fill orders when they were open...

@TD_Canada Whats the deal today? Canadians are being affected by this outage on TD investing. we cannot sell, we cannot cancel orders, and you did not fill orders when they were open...

@TD_Canada The ongoing failure of TD platforms to process orders today ought to be investigated! @CBCNews Does no one hold these institutions accountable to Canadian retail traders?

@Ro_Patel @abeisjake @TD_Canada Where is penalties for TD in this? If an Airline screws over their passengers, at least they might get a hotel or a refund. Does anyone know if retail investors have a place to issue complaints with an overseeing body?

@abeisjake @TD_Canada What a shit-show - truely a mess - missed out on the IV crush b/c unable to trade - buying power caught in pending cancel orders - not the 1st time at WebBroker - at least Execs are getting their bonuses...what do clients get??

@TD_Canada Hello, is TD direct investing down?

@TD_Canada @abeisjake been on hold for the entire morning. this bank is terrible

@abeisjake If you are continuing to have troubles, I would recommend reaching out to our Licensed Advisors at 1-800-465-5463, Monday to Friday 7 am to 10 pm ET for assistance. ^SF

@abeisjake @TD_Canada This Broker is a POS, unreal to have no ability to sell my calls at open. No updates from TD, no client support. Inexcusable. TD BANK your crap has cost me so much this morning.

@Fitzball15 @Comedyorwat Yeah you definitely ain't the only one!

@Comedyorwat Unreal. I’ve never seen it play out real time like that. Wish I jumped in the play with you guys. I was just watching

So weve had $ROOT go 900% now $SPWH go 40% $TLRY go 80% $ANY go 12% WERE JUST GETTING FUCKING WARMED UP BABY!!!!!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@Comedyorwat Correct me if I am getting my numbers wrong? It looks like GME has a P/E -41.36, while CHWY is still up at 133. At nearly twice the revenue of GME, CHWY is only now showing positive earnings. These are not in the same situation.

Are...are they learnding? ;) $GME

@Comedyorwat Jackie you have our thanks for what you're doing in here everyday!

The tits gang has now successfully group funded: 3 weekly entire group lessons for the tits gang 4 private tutoring lessons for 4 random tits gang members And changed my life forever And changing their lives forever as well Seriously. This is the greatest group of individuals

I LOVE THE TITS GANG I LOVE THE COMMUNITY WEVE BUILT AND CONTINUE TO BUILD I DONT CARE WHO YOU FUCK WITH, WE JUST WANT PEOPLE TO SUCCEED AND FIND HAPPINESS GOD DAMMIT I LOVE MY TEAM AND THIS DISCORD

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

@Comedyorwat Shoulda got into dem puts... Oh ROMO

The $TSLA trade is probably one of the best I've ever given out And probably one of my least interacted with tweets Crazy the dynamics. I dusted so many longs, and went against every BOOLISH talking head, and not only did I nail it, but cleaned up $700+ per con with little risk

@Comedyorwat What's that indicator called?

$TSLA Every. Single. Time Every time this indicator has flipped red on the daily, price has gotten crushed Trading can be literally that easy -10% from our entry, good for over 100% on the March $250 poots, simply using this and 4hr RSI $216 $200 $180 $167

@Comedyorwat Might be interesting to see if uranium stocks pull back after the latest meteoric rise. The retracement in October would have been a nice time to short the big names, perhaps this week may provide the same opportunity.

What stonks you guys watching for short week next week?

@Comedyorwat That head and shoulders almost looks like Batman!

$HOOD shutting off the Puts on its own stock would be chefs kiss It's going to die, mark this post

@Comedyorwat "Opportunities come infrequently. When it rains gold, put out the bucket, not the thimble." Buffett

I'm sorry but the "meme community" deserves so much fucking better 😂 Y'all been fleeced by jokes like Astro, Kohrs, Pulte, Kais, Rico and every other shit influencer and trader who's walked in and acted like a big shot I'm trying fuckin hard to bring serious folk, together

@Comedyorwat Without a doubt

Does this comment resonate with $GME $AMC $BBBY and other meme stock trading folks? Tell me, be honest.

@ryancohen So Poots?