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#WorkInProgress|#WitsAlumnus| MAPHINDELA Ecclesiaste 10:19| a member in good standing of the EFF.| Advocate of the High Court, SA.|HibernianFC
Daveyton Katılım Şubat 2011
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I understand why Cyril banned alcohol. Immediately after the memorial service I attended yesterday, my friends suggested we get together and drink. The masks started coming off one by one and people were sharing cigarettes.
The person we were mourning died of #COVID19
Port Elizabeth, South Africa 🇿🇦 English
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Gents if you tend to need it and you cant ask your woman for financial help because she'd view you some way then you're in the wrong relationship.
If it's just you that's afraid to ask then grow up.
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I’m seeing flames. It’s two different women on two different aspects. I don’t think I still have a chest.
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When I buy 3 beers I make sure I also buy 3 bricks so that I don't get the famous lecture. Slowly but surely I'm getting there...
Tzaneen, South Africa 🇿🇦 English
These typa guys keep quiet all night during hunz. Wena you have your personality in full flex making hunz laugh, comfortable and keeping their drinks full. Smumu sa blompoto that's done nothing for good vibes has his penis overbooked tho. Iv endured enough trauma from bo Mbuso!
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Kaizer Chiefs supporters, RT this tweet.
I Wanna follow yall
#Amakhosi4Life ✌🏼 💛
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Yazi, come to think of it, Messi puts up better numbers than this year on year 😂😂 These ones must wait a decade 😂
Soccerzela@soccerzela
Most goals in the Absa Premiership (2010 to 2019) Khama Billiat - 66 Lehlohonolo Majoro - 59 Siyabonga Nomvethe - 50 Collins Mbesuma and Bongi Ntuli - 49 Bernard Parker - 45 Sibusiso Vilakazi - 43 Eleazar Rodgers - 42 Kermit Erasmus - 41 Rodney Ramagalela and Ndumiso Mabena - 40
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Just walked into Spar and stumbled upon something called a fruit mince pie.
Now I'm standing outside Liquor City contemplating the meaning of life as we know it.
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