John Dodds

@ohjoewalker Funny innit? Was looking forward to watching them battle, now couldn’t care less about the game 

Carabao Cup Final. Will it be Guehi or Eze who gets the ‘what a 12 months he’s had’ tonight

@IAG828 Lack of pressure?

Why is it so hard to pee when your under pressure 😱

@FYPFanzine Lincoln away next season probably 😉

What would we do without Ismaila?!

Thanks Kamada & Sarr, took long enough but top effort 👍🏼

Composure Palace, just once??? 🤬 #cpfc

@CPFC Awesome, oh wait where’s the 10 defenders in the way? 🤔

Evann with the no-look finish 😏

@kevinhunterday Fantastic Kevin, kind of jealous but obviously I’m a tin pot northerner! Have the best time, you’re on the right painkillers 👍🏼

My back’s hurting big time and it’s blowing a gale but I don’t care because I’m finally fulfilling a dream to see my team play in Europe. And the island’s full of cats so happy days! #CPFC

The time Mick McCarthy was asked what happened to the team bus before a game, and he gave this brilliant response… What a legend… 🤣🤣

@Kevin_Maguire Sounds like the bloke we should all elect to stop us paying tax then 🤔

Ooooooh 👀

Pretty sure we all thought #VAR was to correct clear/obvious errors like McAllister’s dive that led to a goal rather than lines,lines, lines and rerefereeing every moment to keep commentators interested 🙄🙄🤬 #EPL

@CPFC Nope, thanks for the kind offer

Vote for your Player of the Match against Leeds ⤵️

Dire Palace #cpfc

@CPFC Can the shop just start selling the Macron navy padded jackets? 🤔

Make sure you're ready for tomorrow at Selhurst ℹ️ 👉 Open presenter auditions 👉 New Holmesdale Upper shop 👉 Travel disruption 👉 Fanzone offers & entertainment

@AG_Smithy @ExtremeFootbal4 @CPFC I remember him practicing free kicks in the warm up at an Anfield game, top right bins every time, I was in awe 👍🏼

@ExtremeFootbal4 Bobby Bowery a true great story. So much respect for Bobby came from nothing never gave up on his ambition. Played for @CPFC at Highbury when we beat them 2 1 was outstanding in midfield. Now a top coach and even better bloke. 💙❤️

Only true football fans will remember this baller.🙌 🇰🇳

@BethRigby Reform head of PR back at it, well done Beth, I think you should get another job. I heard you used like journalism, maybe try that!

MANDELSON FILES: Mandelson suggested using Nigel Farage to better UK connections with the Trump administration Mandelson: "You can't ignore him, he's an elected member of parliament. He's a public figure. He's a bridgehead, both to President Trump and to Elon Musk and others... National interest is served in all sorts of weird and wonderful ways."

Not advertising Reform bias whatsoever!

@BethRigby @SkyNews Could you be any more in their pocket? Should have a tag line on your posts “this post is sponsored by Farage & his millionaire cronies, oh & I get a pretty packet too”

NEW: Reform are subsidising prices at a petrol station in Buxton to promote their proposal to cut fuel duty in the wake of the Iran War - more on @skynews later

@ohjoewalker It’s how Chris got the job, so hopefully it works as well again

Hope a fan gets that matchday presenter gig. Anyone else exposed pretty quickly so let’s see it go to someone fresh that lives and breathes us, and can grow into the role. Should be a few candidates from my timeline alone I reckon

We have been made aware of a distressing image doing the rounds today, suggesting Tottenham have beaten us 3-1. This has clearly been photoshopped, and we will be taking this up with the relevant authorities. Even we'd beat Spurs...

@KieranMaguire The only thing clear & obvious is that several refs at once are refereeing the match. Not how it was sold at all 🤬

Still not convinced it was a clear and obvious error that warranted a red for Dobson. There is however something that is clear and obvious about Marc Cucurella.