Hon. Sitnam Marahatta, P.C. M.P.
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Hon. Sitnam Marahatta, P.C. M.P.
@smarahat
parody account // MP for Toronto-St. Paul's, former minister of Infrastructure // I can never get a job with the Burlington Fire Department
Katılım Ekim 2018
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Hungover and sleep-deprived MPSP participants making their way to parliament right now:
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@EyrieMpsp @GrantMcilhargey See that's a good idea but I'm already in Rideau Centre, about to purchase some nice and unsustainable apparel and contribute my part to the impending frog-in-boiling-water extinction of our species😎
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Ya boy's trying to find a decent button-up shirt on a broke boi budget, any recommendations?
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@GrantMcilhargey Yea it seems like they're all closed. But if anyone out there wants to change up their outfit for day two, I totally second the thrift shop idea
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Did my outfit match? No.
Did I wake up in time to prepare for the swearing-in? No.
But am I, as minister of infrastructure, going to invest billions into the rat rail transit?
No.
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@EyrieMpsp Enjoy playing Fork Knife or whatever, because tomorrow we're about to ban gaming consoles😌
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@maddyschweitze1 @EyrieMpsp Sorry, couldn't hear you over the sound of you being wrong
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@MPSPRaymond Well I'm hyped now, I'm expecting a quality zinger
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I'm honoured to accept my nomination as the Minister of Infrastructure, Home Improvement, and Deck Construction. Canadian families deserve the very best infrastructure, and our government will deliver on that.
Le parti FAM Party@FamMPSP
We are more than happy to announce the Ministers and Special Advisors that will help this government deliver for Canadian Families! // Nous sommes heureux d'annoncer les ministres et les conseillers spéciaux qui nous aideront à tenir nos promesses envers les familles canadiennes!
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@ratparty2020 @FamMPSP Paying people to cross the floor, huh? Makes sense, you can't spell 'desperate' without 'rat'
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We will e-transfer all of @FamMPSP Cabinet $20 each to cross the floor. DM if interested, OSAP just dropped some funding our way 🐀🐀🐀
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@LiamRocheMP Ngl, a coffee mug marked 'Jim Watson' reads like an off-brand Tim Horton's😂
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@HonMaxime Je parle un dialecte de français appelé "Toronto French". C'est comme le français normal, mais quand on le parle, les francophones répondent en anglais avec pitié.
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Little Monday night Challenge for you guys to procrastinate a bit more:
All the non-french speaker retweet this with THE french sentence you know
I just miss French so much, please take over mpsp twitter with baguette sentences 😢
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@GrantMcilhargey @LewisWilsonMPSP Maile kun bhasa bolirachu timilai tha chha? Bonne chance.
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@GrantMcilhargey @TrevorStewartMP Oh wow I actually didn't know that haha. I represent a Toronto riding too, good thing there aren't by-elections in MPSP👀
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