smarmyclothes

Can't believe no one's snatched this sweet baby up yet. Gold + black lace art deco swing dress. $99, marked down from $165! Size Medium (36" bust) etsy.com/listing/622030…

Check out the crazy 40% off sample sale in my Etsy shop! Once these Smarments are gone, they're gone for good! etsy.com/shop/smarmyclo…

@Knightarmy Fiction, mostly thrillers at the moment. ltvargus.com is my author page

It's been a long while since I've posted, and some of you may have noticed that I no longer have any "made to order" listings in my Etsy shop. Over the last few years, I've turned to writing full time, and I just don't have the time to sew anymore.

Have you checked out the SmarmyClothes Sample Sale yet? Tons of one-of-a-kind smarments, all 15% off! etsy.com/shop/smarmyclo…

Don't miss out, because once these pieces are gone, that very well might be your last chance... etsy.com/shop/smarmyclo…

When you cut out a custom, super rush order backward.

I had a dream last night that I had a brand new pair of really excellent jeans. Now I'm disappointed they don't exist.

I cleaned my desk off yesterday. It's like I don't even know who I am anymore.

@Gothcupcake No new plants recently, but this is the last polish I bought: amazon.com/ZOYA-Polish-Mo…

Things I can't stop myself from impulse-buying: plants and nail polish.

@SouthpawSewing That's awesome! Love the fabric!

@Loverockyx WAT?

NEW SLIPPERS! My feet are squishy!

When I was about six, I really, really wanted one of those over-the-top sequined granny sweaters. (Pssst. I still do.)

Some people say little girls should be seen and not heard. But I think...

@Noxychu Woohoo!

@planundercover I've smuggled a lot of crazy food into movie theaters, but chimichangas would really set a new standard...