smartass

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smartass

@smartassrhjz

Kiwifarms enjoyer, black templar, hate for the love of the game

Katılım Haziran 2026

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smartass@smartassrhjz·19s

I miss when "chimp out" wasn't seen as a race thing bc tbh I love that phrase

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Jack 🇺🇸👑@LaundryGuy1945·3h

I’m buying a Krag.

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smartass@smartassrhjz·6m

@thenewyorkmeths Yep lol

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Dr. PikaDrew, Ph.D.@thenewyorkmeths·7m

@smartassrhjz Hold up, is that fucking Coolio?

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smartass@smartassrhjz·9m

I have enough experience with black women to know the top left is throwing the hardest hands in this group

Furry Joker and 99 others@FurryJokerTFF

Choose your fighter to defend you. The rest will try to attack you.

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smartass@smartassrhjz·7m

Imma tell you rn if there's even a 0000000.1% chance this isn't AI id be in favor of nuking the ocean until we were satisfied that it's dead

Wild Moments@_wildmoments_

According to recent reports, a marine creature belonging to the megalodon species has been sighted 😱🦈

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smartass@smartassrhjz·11m

Earths closed

Curiosity@CuriosityonX

If you could send a message to an Alien civilization, what would you say?

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smartass@smartassrhjz·17m

An elephant ragdolling an Indian

Gabriel 🌩️@Countcristo44

Elephant Waffen holding the line on the subcontinent.

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smartass@smartassrhjz·19m

Did it complete the package by giving all the enemies John wick level reflexes and accuracy?

Dexerto@Dexerto

A brand new Roblox FPS inspired by Ready or Not had 4 million players in its first day of launch Players have praised TTK Testing's "crazy" graphics and satisfying gunplay

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smartass@smartassrhjz·21m

Everyone in prison is either an incel or gay

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smartass@smartassrhjz·27m

NO the fuck we won't be lmao

WarMonitor🇺🇦🇬🇧@WarMonitor3

Trump-“If India is attacked the US will be there to help them.”

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Battle Beagle@HarmlessYardDog·1d

I'm not dying for India.

WarMonitor🇺🇦🇬🇧@WarMonitor3

Trump-“If India is attacked the US will be there to help them.”

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Furry Joker and 99 others@FurryJokerTFF·47m

First gay president

Mr. Star Spangled MAGA@4thOfJuly365

Name ONE accomplishment. Just one.

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smartass@smartassrhjz·28m

When I catch @TheOmniLiberal in public

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smartass@smartassrhjz·56m

Its gotta be that J. jonah. Jameson account

Wong Updates@WongUpdates

Tom Holland reveals he has a secret Twitter account where he rage-baits Spider-Man fans. “I get in fights on Twitter... I make shit up and tell people to read a comic.” (via: esquire.com/uk/culture/fil…)

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kat@faggopnitsa·22h

Izuko Kuroda@IzukoKuroda

@lovelessbunni FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER YOU FUCKING RETARD

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smartass@smartassrhjz·57m

@thenewyorkmeths @Stephanieintime We're going ranked

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Dr. PikaDrew, Ph.D.@thenewyorkmeths·4h

@Stephanieintime Casual racism is wack. If you're gonna do it, be a professional. 😎

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༺💗༻ Patiently becoming Stephanie 🏳️‍⚧️مخنث@Stephanieintime·8h

The amount of casual racism in the comments is too damn high

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Pop Crave@PopCrave

Nicki Minaj wishes Donald Trump a happy birthday with an AI-generated image of him, herself, Elon Musk, and Sydney Sweeney: “Happy 80th birthday Mr. President 🎉🎀”

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smartass@smartassrhjz·59m

Dudes job requires him to be constantly surrounded by people a lot of which are genuinely some of the worst human beings alive I get him wanting to eat alone

CineVow@cinevow

Jake Gyllenhaal eating alone

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smartass@smartassrhjz·1h

Okay dawg that's cool but your desk mat is getting you 7 days in horny jail

DarkScarecrow22@DarkScarecrow22

Did you know you can 3D print a MAC 10? Because you can

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smartass@smartassrhjz·1h

@thenewyorkmeths The jinkiest of hijinks were gotten up to back in November

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Dr. PikaDrew, Ph.D.@thenewyorkmeths·1h

@smartassrhjz In and out of fed court in one day?

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smartass@smartassrhjz·1h

Black people I have real life advice here it's not coming from a place of racism Behave yourself in courtroom I'm begging you the judge will notice and and it will be a factor in your sentencing Also my first and (hopefully only) day in federal court is over

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𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻 𝔻𝕀𝔸ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕀𝕊 👑@Dianexis·2h

Gun Twitter is fun because people will hate you so much that a random account from Argentina will randomly chime in with "your address" and dox you and people on gun twitter will just run with it and it ends with a veteran getting swatted. A veteran who just lost his entire fam.

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