miya osamu

it’s always “show me your tits, osamu” and never “how’s your depression today, osamu”

babe we have guests, bring out the fine china

big slut burger

@RealSKIYOOMI HE ATE ALL THE GELATO IN THE FREEZER.

@smartermiya Why?

rip rin, he isn’t dead yet but he’s definitely gonna be when he gets home

Oh my god. A survivor of the 2012 Sandy Hook elementary shooting is a current student at Michigan State.

honestly it was probably just me being a hungry lil bitch even as a toddler and wanting more candy

when I was little I thought sour patch kids and cabbage patch kids were by the same company but cabbage patch kids were the healthier, vegetable-based version. I didn’t know they were dolls until my cousin brought one to a party to show it to me.

@yamaguchis_hair nom

dolphin cloud

@DoctorMcJesus @gaydistriss HOW

@gaydistriss @smartermiya tris i set mac n cheese on fire weekly

AYOOOO #MyTwitterAnniversary

@DoctorMcJesus you cause concern in me unmatched by literally anyone else

@smartermiya I'm only half joking

@DoctorMcJesus HELP??

@smartermiya HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS??? THIS GOES SO HARD IM GETTING IT TATTED ON MY ASSCHEEKS

don't worry, miya will help you cook! #miyaosamu #haikyuu

@gaydistriss OK BET

@smartermiya THATS OK ME TOO WE CAN EAT OUR OWN CAKES TOGETHER

I finished a whole tiramisu cake in one sitting I have no regrets except one

@dadddysage I have one regret and it’s called a diet

@gaydistriss I WOULDVE FOUGHT U TOOTH AND NAIL FOR THAT CAKE IM SORRY BUT NOT REALLY

@smartermiya WIRHOUT MEEE???

what have I done