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@bluewmist Watching my current show and just not moving for like 5h

Sober people (no alcohol, nicotine, drugs, etc ever), what is your end of day or weekend "wind-down"?

@mulaney Why not germany 😭

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@ThatEricAlper Slipknot had Sleeptoken as opener

Have you ever been to a concert where the support act went on to become famous?

@meeekina3 Arms

If you choose a specific part of your body where you would want to lose weight the most where would it be?

@KitKatsChitChat Warte wer hatte den Seitensprung

✨biathlon core✨ die eine begeht kreditkarten betrug mit der karte einer teamkollegin, die andere manipuliert die waffe der konkurrentin, der andere gibt aus versehen einen schuss im hotelzimmer ab & gesteht im tv vor millionenpublikum seinen seitensprung ganz normal

@dilfyuan Ich hab immer Angst, dass die übersetzung nicht akkurat ist

i hate how english is the universal language. everyone talk to me in ur mother tongue, ill use a translator idgaf

@terrorful79301 Listen to bo burnhams songs about it and you will weep. I think its called “the chicken”

i just finally understood what the joke “ why did the chicken cross the road , to get to the other side “ means … i pictured crossy road like the chicken actually crossing the road to get to the other side , BUT BY THE OTHER SIDE IT MEANS HEAVEN OR HELL

@APC_PLI hi i have written 4 customer support emails, send a dm on insta and now i’m trying it here. I ordered sth 5(!!!!) months ago and it’s been in your facility since November & i have no new info where it is, if you’ve lost it etc..I want my money back and a fuckin statement

@annaiiyl Can relate

@gnabcals We are literally the same person?? Im 23, 167cm tall and weigh 69kg??

i fucking did it ohmygod for the first time in my (teen/adult) life i am a normal bmi. holy shit

@annaiiyl Wha hapnd

@hrtchnlx It still shocks me to my core that i am a month older than Manon

imagine my shock when I saw this

@annaiiyl Wha hapnd

@OneLuckyGirl_28 Confirmation that my health is fine and i will get the help i need to work on my mental health

Whatever u ask the Universe for under this tweet, u will get by October 28.

@annaiiyl Word. Men be disgusting

@annaiiyl ?

@1972RanPar My sociology teacher called right wing people and nazis uneducated and begged us to educate ourselves

When you were a kid in school did you have the slightest clue of your teachers' political views? I did not.

@skaijackss Its called a waist trainer. Aint nothing wrong with that. And this just sounds like rly negative towards people who dont “bounce back”

the way she snapped back 😍

@annaiiyl Ey digga nice wenn du in frankfurt wohnst dann kann ich bei euch pennen wenn ich auf nem Konzert da bin 🤔😍☝🏻

@annaiiyl Ich drücke euch alle daumen 🍀☘️🍀☘️🍀☘️🍀