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Simon Mills

@smartpatrol47

I love films, great music and animals. I also love Manchester United.

United Kingdom Katılım Haziran 2009
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Simon Mills
Simon Mills@smartpatrol47·
Hi @UPS Why are you claiming not to be able to make a delivery between Deeside and Chester? I drove from Chester to Mold and back yesterday, and from Chester to Cardiff and back today. Please enlighten me.
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Simon Mills@smartpatrol47·
@UPS No. My name and basic details from the post should be enough for this to be sorted out
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UPS@UPS·
@smartpatrol47 Hi, I sincerely apologize for any inconvenience that may have been caused by this. Please send us a DM with your tracking number, address details, and any further relevant information (phone number, email address, etc.). Thanks, Connor. twitter.com/messages/compo…
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Science girl@sciencegirl·
You have a 5 hour drive, you can only listen to music from one band. Who do you listen to
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russ 💙@dirk7890·
Underrated band 🎤🎸🎶🥁
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Simon Mills@smartpatrol47·
@deathtospinach If you look back at the exchange relating to the shaved stomach etc from a while ago, he took advice from his cousin then as well, assuming it is the same one. . He referred to the cousin as “she”.
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Becky Holmes hates spinach
Becky Holmes hates spinach@deathtospinach·
It’s finally happened. My relationship with long-term sex pest Greg is over 💔 Having taken my joked-about scatological preferences seriously, a few weeks ago Greg sent me a photo of himself covered in his own poo (I didn’t post it as it was too graphic and disgusting) and I had no choice but to be extremely serious with my response He was very upset and it seems that this was enough to have him end it all, after a chat with his cousin of course 😂 RIP sex-pest Greg ☠️
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Simon Mills@smartpatrol47·
@coseyfannitutti “….the Peters and Lee of the long raincoat brigade.” I can’t believe what I have just read.
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Becky Holmes hates spinach
Becky Holmes hates spinach@deathtospinach·
Just saw this chap in Tesco It’s not Christmas without 10 bottles of baby oil and a honeydew melon
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Simon Mills@smartpatrol47·
Fontaines dc in Dublin tonight. Absolutely Magnificent.
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Charlie Smith@charliersmith1·
My mental health has been so bad, I haven’t been able to work for over a year… Well, tomorrow that changes, and I have my first shift at my new job! Wish me luck!! 😃
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Simon Mills@smartpatrol47·
@SurfThrash My wife hates the music I love, but I love her just the same.
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SurfSkateThrash@SurfThrash·
When I picked up my wife to go on our first date, I played my Misfits Earth AD CD on the way to Taco Bell, and when we got there she told me she knew I was the one.
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russ 💙@dirk7890·
Im coming back on change of mind there's more nice people here I hope 🤞
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Cosey Fanni Tutti@coseyfannitutti·
Sunday sounding pretty good with this fab Theremin. More material for my new album 🙌Thank you ⁦@the_stylophone.⁩
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