Smarty Kat

@Sober_lifestyl God no. I have not had a drink in six years and I’ve never been more miserable. It’s awful.

@ComeToTheSip17 @sean_incredible I’m sick about it

@sean_incredible James harden and jalen duren combined rebound at halftime . ONE

- Evan Mobley is out there with 1 point on no FG attempts. His team is down 0-2.

@MatrixMysteries And I pay $3501 for a studio in Boston. I sleep in the kitchen with my dog, who also has a rent payment of $100 a month.

“They’re giving ILLEGAL migrant families $30,000 to move into homes” Democrat MA Gov. Maura Healey approved up to $30,000 per family in housing support PLUS monthly cash, food benefits, healthcare, even cable. All funded by the same taxpayers struggling to pay their own rent.

@end3of6days9 You forgot about the baby reveal parties.

This woman is completely fed up with how out-of-control modern weddings have become for guests — and she is NOT holding back. She runs through the endless list: engagement party, bridal shower, bachelorette trip, rehearsal dinner, welcome dinner, the actual wedding, and day-after brunch… plus outfits for every single event, flights, PTO, hotel rooms, registry gifts (hello stand mixer), honeymoon fund contributions… and then three years later it’s baby showers, baby gifts, and yearly birthday presents. She wants to celebrate her friends, but says the financial and emotional pressure has gotten completely out of hand. Weddings are supposed to be joyful celebrations, not events that financially and emotionally stress out the people who love you most. It’s okay to set boundaries as a guest, and it’s okay for couples to keep things more reasonable too. With wedding season upon us, have you been feeling this pressure with weddings lately?

@gambling911 Some ?????

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Fanduel will be up and running as soon as the Pistons Cavs game is over and they are safe and sound from paying cash outs. They will be ready for your Lakers wagers so they can fck you again in 30 minutes

@Bunny_ngl Harry

I need a dog name that sounds like it comes from a wealthy family!

@DogSuperFood Boiled chicken breast, turkey bacon and cheese are my dog’s favorite. Every night he gets whipped cream with peanut butter mixed for dessert.

NBA prop picks

I love the Celtics more than my life right now

What about all our Celtics prop picks ??? WTF are you kidding me ?

@Ravenismeee Life

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIDAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE ???

@Chet_Cannon They keep saying “fabricated”. If any of it’s true that’s a problem

I mean this sincerely: Chirayu Rana, who fabricated the entire thing, deserves life in prison. Someone who is willing to ruin another’s life in the most egregious and damaging way has no place in polite society. How awful for this lady and her family.

@cecegkh Buffets are disgustingl

@ANON_BETTING Win

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@Gregor1313 And stop telling people “you got this” nobody wants “this”

@Gregor1313 It doesn’t get easier. It actually gets worse and it’s almost impossible to sustain. It’s like being on a forever diet and never losing weight. I wouldn’t wish the struggle on anyone.

To everyone in your first year of sobriety: That first year is brutal — one of the hardest battles you’ll ever fight. The cravings, the emotions, the rewiring of your entire life… it’s heavy. And yet here you are, still fighting for a better life You have my deepest respect. I promise you this: it gets lighter. It gets clearer. It gets so much better. Living sober isn’t just “okay” — it’s freeing, peaceful, and genuinely beautiful. You didn’t just take the first step. You chose courage over comfort, every single day. Keep going. The best version of your life is waiting on the other side You’ve got this 💪❤️

@marlene4719 You’re an idiot. She’s not fooling anybody. Nit brilliant, totally contrived and vicious.

Trump: “I’m not a rapist I didn’t rape anybody. I’m not a pedophile.” O’Donnell: “Oh, do you think he was referring to you?” Fucking priceless.

@Chris_Meloni Brilliant ? This was an intentional “gotcha” moment and she planned it this way along with her vicious network. You are really dumb if you think this was brilliant

“Oh do you think he was referring to you” BRILLIANT

I hope the Rockets blow the Lakers out of the playoffs. I will be their number one fan.