sam mattson

Innocents matter more then criminals

Try to avoid work colleagues knowing too much about your personal life.

"Oh for fuck's sake what now" - me when asked to do the job I was hired to do

This is the most boomer opinion I have.

HR pulled aside a younger employee and told him leaving right at 5 every day made him seem “less dedicated” than the rest of the team. So the next day, he stayed late. Worked quietly until 6, packed up his stuff, then stopped by HR before leaving and asked how to submit his overtime hours. HR told him the extra time wouldn’t be paid. He nodded, said “got it,” and the very next day went back to clocking out at exactly 5pm.

Well done Ireland!! Such a hilarious parting gift.. 😂😂😂

Yall don’t use paper plates? Shiiit, I’d use a paper pot if I could... FUCK DISHES 😂😂

this shit gotta count as 100 bodies

I mean... have you ever seen a construction site?

the three branches of government are tj maxx, marshalls, and homegoods

BBC doesn't want this to go viral.

Corporate life requires an ass licking skillset I was not born with.

DiGiorno got a lot of nerve acting like somebody would mistake that for some delivery lol

Klaus belongs in Prison. Fauci belongs in Prison. Bill Gates belongs in Prison.

We didn't have much, but boy, it was great!

Ozzy Osbourne and Randy Johnson

I went to the arts district in downtown LA and by art I think they mean human shit and graffiti.

They're doing it again. Betty Boop, described as Caucasian is set to be played by Quinta Brunson in an upcoming live-action/hybrid feature film