Sean McCluskey

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Sean McCluskey

Sean McCluskey

@smcc360

Scribbler of nonsense, who's lost some very prestigious awards.

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Cooking with Carter
Cooking with Carter@cookingwithc479·
One of my favourite sweet treats! Flapjacks! Made these ones for my lunchbox ☺️😋
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cow
cow@cowincrisis·
alright guys let’s pack it up, doomer doesn’t want us doing this
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Sean McCluskey@smcc360·
The viral ‘Animal Farm’ marketing of wildlife trading diss tracks is my favorite Twitter sub genre.
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sloan
sloan@Sloanstweets·
Found the original ending to The Sopranos that David Chase decided to cut
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DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·
Jason Statham will star in David Ayer's new film ‘JOHN DOE’. The film follows a man with no memory, no past & no name who soon discovers he was trained for a mission and is being hunted by the people who assigned him. (Source: Deadline)
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Sean McCluskey@smcc360·
@monsterhunter45 I heard that backstage drama between series stars Truman and Stalin led to the underwhelming 'Korean Police Action' spinoff.
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Larry Correia
Larry Correia@monsterhunter45·
I know there's been 11 World Wars, but really only the first 4 were entertaining and after that they were just cashing in rehashing old story lines. WW7 was a prequel, and WW9 was the gritty reboot. (in case there are any US congresswomen reading, that was sarcastic)
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Venger Satanis
Venger Satanis@VengerSatanis·
@KevinLamb74 WTF...?!? Are you kidding me, bro? I watched Deep Rising last night. Hadn't seen it in, like, 10 years. Still holds up, even if the CGI isn't always the best. Damn, I kept feeling bad for the sidekick dude with the screechy voice. Whatever happened to that dude?
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Kevin Lamb
Kevin Lamb@KevinLamb74·
Last night I thought of a list of movies to suggest to my teenage son to see if he wanted to watch any of them and I went "Option 1: Deep Rising. It's about a cruise ship that gets attacked by a monster that eats everyone on board, builds a nest and then a team of mercenaries boards the ship and--" "YES. I want to watch that." "Don't you want to hear the other options?" "No. I want to see that one." Lol, so yeah, we watched Deep Rising. First time I'd seen it in decades and it was a freaking BLAST. Great fun from beginning to end, quite gory for a popcorn movie and surprisingly Cthulhu-esque. Highly recommended.
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Michael Warburton
Michael Warburton@For_Film_Fans·
An unhappy ALEC GUINNESS writes to a friend whilst filming STAR WARS in 1976 and references a “rangy, languid young man who is probably intelligent and amusing” by the name of ‘Tennyson’ or ‘Ellison’ Ford.
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Sean McCluskey@smcc360·
@abbythelibb_ There's business in the fort. Man business. You probably wouldn't understand it, but if you did, you definitely wouldn't like it.
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Abby Libby
Abby Libby@abbythelibb_·
Husband made a blanket fort, and he's currently in there with the 1 and 2 year old boys. I'm informed I'm not allowed in "cause you don't have a weiner."
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Sean McCluskey@smcc360·
@londonette It's like he's got a Cheesecake Factory menu, only seven pages shorter.
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Sarah Deech ☕️
Sarah Deech ☕️@londonette·
Me flicking through the menu at an Indian restaurant pretending to be open minded when I know full well I’m going to order the chicken tikka masala
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Sean McCluskey@smcc360·
@vvestiges I know the pros call headphones ‘cans,’ but to say more would be vulgar, I fear.
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Sean McCluskey
Sean McCluskey@smcc360·
@ActwithAlison "if i liked your tweet, well then, i liked it, or laughed at it, or made a mistake."
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Alison Lohman
Alison Lohman@ActwithAlison·
i do not have an automatic "like" feature on my tweets and wouldn't know how to use ai if it hit me in the face. if i liked your tweet, well then, i liked it, or laughed at it, or made a mistake. rarely check dm's & just realized the dm's on my instagram are open to all
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Klara
Klara@klara_sjo·
Can I have an explanation of this phenomenon without using bean soup as an example? I don't like bean soup.
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Sean McCluskey@smcc360·
@MikeRGlenn I always imagined some contracting company like Temporary Henchman and Uniformed Guard Service (THUGS) providing labor for nefarious masterminds, proving that the real villainy happens in the HR Department.
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Mike Glenn
Mike Glenn@MikeRGlenn·
I was watching the James Bond movie, "You Only Live Twice," and noticed all the people working in Blofeld's volcano lair. I was wondering if the place had a cafeteria for the employees. What about all the jump suits? Who had the contract to supply them? Is there an HR Department?
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𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇
𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇@pr0ud_americans·
FAFO, the guy in the white shirt was definitely in the find out stage.😬
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Vince Classic
Vince Classic@VinceClassic·
The guy on the left should be named John Michael Higgins and the guy on the right should be named Shea Whigham, but it’s the opposite. It’s all fucked up.
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Darth Powell
Darth Powell@VladTheInflator·
When your friend buys a Jeep:
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Sean McCluskey@smcc360·
@Todd_Spence All civil and criminal trials should be conducted this way. 'Taurus Decernat.'
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Todd Spence
Todd Spence@Todd_Spence·
The greatest bit JACKASS ever did. A perfect combination of silly and completely insane 🔥
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