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Dental insurance covers absolutely nothing let’s talk about that shit

@Citi Hi! I've been trying to buy Elvis Costello tickets through @LiveNation for the past few days and it keeps giving me a 5005 error when I use the citi card. Is there a special card I need to have? I've called customer support and they weren't all that helpful.

I’ve officially reached the Dawson’s Creek rewatch level of depression. This too shall pass.

@hausofdecline @Scribbledips

Chase Utley Second Baseman Philadelphia Phillies (2003-2015) twitter.com/Phillies/statu…

@FFJeffM @dtlerch @lbmiller10 I work at a vet hospital and can confirm it is not a popular name but I think it’s an awesome one!

@dtlerch My sister also has a cat named Magellan. Is that a popular cat name, or do great minds just think alike? @lbmiller10

@solacecinema @kylebuchanan I’m here for that.

Yorgos Lanthimos’ ‘POOR THINGS’ starring Emma Stone, Willem Dafoe & Mark Ruffalo will release in 2023. (Source: @KyleBuchanan) The film was previously described as “very weird” with “lots of sex.”

I based this toy on one of the most tense and unsettling moments from The Shining.

@asufan23 The worst, I’m sorry, Joe. Rest easy, Milo.

@FFJeffM @asufan23 My backyard has small spiders but they don’t bite.

@asufan23 @sme Joe hates back yards. They have spiders.

Im tellin u guys the trees in my backyard are just fuckin wild

insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don't.

i’m a woman working in music, so men love to challenge me with a little “who are you listening to right now?” my new favorite game is making up a band, saying their new album got an 8.4 on pitchfork, and watching the guy be like “honestly i wasn’t that impressed with that one”

Let’s all sit around together and look for things in our phones.

As a bisexual, I'm used to being invisible, ignored or flat out told I don't exist. So this pride month I've decided to team up with Covid-19.

@JoeAngersIII @juliacmarchese Same.

@juliacmarchese No movie has ever made me laugh as hard as the first time I saw "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World" when I was 8 years old. I've been chasing that high ever since.

What film has made you laugh harder than any other in your life? #filmtwitter #movietwitter