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@JEllulz @elaifresh Yes and no one can ever change or question it because it’s history dammit and there’s no other way to learn

@elaifresh @Smeep248 We must deface a beautiful natural wonder to honor crunchwrap supremacy

The Crunchwrap Supreme has existed for 5x longer than the Confederacy

First IUD was fine. Second IUD was awful. I told my new doctor this and ahead of my third one I got: 2 Misoprostol to soften my cervix Xanax to take 1 hour before and 30 minutes before Numbing cream Lidocaine injection Ultrasound to guide it instead of just rooting around

@DiaryofaSickGrl I hugged someone on my lunch break break last week and smelled like them until I went home showered and put on new clothes 🫠🫠🫠

Did you know… That your fragrance (if strong enough) can stick to people around you’s clothes and hair long after you’re gone? This can be so frustrating for people who are sensitive/allergic to fragrance.

Before pride month starts im just gonna say this: -men’s mental health month is in November -straight pride isn’t a thing. Nobody has ever been oppressed or killed for being straight -veterans get 2 months. May and November So do some research before complaining :)

@chorizorisotto I hope she never grows into them 😭😭😭

accidentally hit her with the flash

@Beau_flecks Let’s see those cunty little jackets though

In an interview, Miley Cyrus said, "My stepdad asked me the other day, 'Why are you the only one without a makeup line?' I was like, 'Cause that's not my passion.' He goes, 'That's the right answer.' And it made so much sense. It's like, 'I don't have a makeup line because I'm not a makeup artist.'" "I feel that way about motherhood. It's just never been something that I've been overly passionate about," she continued. "It's a lot of responsibility and devotion and energy, and if you're not passionate about that, I don't know how you do sleepless nights and 18 years of what my mom dealt with," she added. We're glad that Miley Cyrus is speaking openly about the choice not to become a mother. Parenthood is a decision-not an obligation society should impose. Still, almost never a male celebrity gets asked why he doesn't have kids. less

IT’S POPPING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL, IT’S ACTUALLY POPPING

The resident of Pompeii who was consuming it at the time.

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bro ur telling me THE POPE quoted LORD OF THE RINGS in an ANTI AI MESSAGE and we ARENT getting stephen colbert’s take on it????

If you've ever helped empty out a boomers garage you know "we were just smart with our money and didn't buy tons of bullshit" is a bald faced lie.

The Pope has weighed in: AI isn't magic. It is produced by a currently deeply exploitative, extractive supply chain. It challenges human dignity; it could fuel a new colonialism. And among the greatest challenges of our time will be to redirect its path of development.

Marlon Wayans spoke to Variety about his support for his transgender son, Kai, who is 25 “It taught me true, unconditional love. I’ve never been married because I was never ready for marriage. And I went through this journey with my child, and it taught me to love unconditionally. At the end of the day, are my children happy? And if they’re happy, then I’m happy for them. My job as a father is to protect, respect and honor my children, and make sure they feel supported. It’s not my job to judge them; it’s my job to love them. All of my kids are gifts, and our love is the wrapping paper. I’m not here for hate. Transphobia is a form of hate. Homophobia is a form of hate. Racism is a form of hate. All those small-hearted, small-minded people, there’s a hell for you. And if you think you’re gonna bully my child, go somewhere else. It’s not going to happen. I won’t stand for it.” 🔗 variety.com/2026/film/feat…

@NoNonsenseND Got those transition lenses

Staying at a crazy hotel next week in their “Galileo’s Gate” room and got my nails done ahead of time using this as inspiration

Pope Leo just condemned the idea that "work dignifies man". We. Are. So. Back!