John “The Dumpster” Shams

Fuck Bennett Stirtz

@wolfpack2469 Dave is the fucking goat

No controversy, no rumors, just some damn average to slightly above average football.

Some of my buddies are orioles fans and continue to buy Adley Rutschman hype. Some people never learn.

The @RichHardin23 and @BoilerMuse beef does numbers in the hood

Lions fans!! We’re free! Terrion Arnold got arrested hopefully resulting in us never having to watch him play cornerback or lack there of, for us ever again!

Not so big on Teoscar Hernandez using up all of his hits in spring training. Dude is mashing right now

@SenWarren Cereal being up is like when a g5 team gets ranked after week 5

Trump is lying. Coffee is up 18.3% Ground beef is up 17.2% Cereal is up 6.2 Bananas are up 5.4% Fish is up 5.1% Cookies are up 5%

@AdamSchefter So fucking bad

The Lions will play a 2026 regular-season game in Munich, Germany.

Team USA HOF: Trea Turner Jack Hughes Connor Hellebuyck Stephen Curry Soon to be added to this list: Bobby Witt Jr.

@fred_da_pred Really inspiring stuff fellas. John, signing off.

#wth stands for white thicc hoes.

Just joined @CoachFrost7 live stream. Just a bunch of white dudes casually throwing around the n word. #wth

@fred_da_pred Ain’t nothing wrong. J a little excessive.

@fred_da_pred I think u guys just learned what the n word. Ain’t nobody throwin that shit around this much for “fun”

@fred_da_pred Can we talk about something maybe other than the male reproductive parts??

@fred_da_pred Dawg. What the fuck.

@chitownspartan1 Only time I’m ever huffing is when I get done mucking your mothers box

@smiff716019 “Pretty much did” yeah but I didn’t. Keep huffing jet fuel bro it’s good for you.

Good Morning, Spartan football, I still believe ☕️

@chitownspartan1 Pretty much did. You’re the perfect representation of anything that happens in EL. Total retard.

@smiff716019 Didn’t say you were dumbass