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@marycatedelvey Looks like @CouRageJD

Grok is napping apparently

Sup @grok! Please give this guy a fade haircut, nicely trimmed beard, a smile, and a salad!

Remarkable coincidence, as #NUFC launch some retro gear I finally got round to mounting some of my old shirts on my son's wall, including Kevin Scott's Greenalls kit from the early 90s

@BasilTheGreat He's spot on there

🚨NEWS: Vladimir Putin has said he doesn’t fear the United Kingdom as they can’t stop rubber boats and the people hate their leader [HJB News]

Thiaw looks to be the bargain buy of the Summer window. What a player! #NUFC

Someone needs to check Harvey Barnes' @paddypower account. Criminal missing a sitter like that!

Why is Microsoft so fucking shit? My son's account was hacked and every time I submit a request to reset it their AI robots just say "sorry, you've not provided enough details". I gave you his old password, which of course has been altered now. Twats

@YTFC my son attended your talent ID centre earlier in the year when it ran on Sunday. One week the parking thing didn't register my car, so I got a ticket, which the kind lady in the kiosk said she'd sort out. I just got a "final demand" many months later. What can I do?

@YTCST08 my son attended your talent ID centre earlier in the year when it ran on Sunday. One week the parking thing didn't register my car, so I got a ticket, which the kind lady in the kiosk said she'd sort out. I just got a "final demand" many months later. What can I do?

@Kevinmutch @theterras lol, yeah yeah. Amazing win

@theterras Never doubted it!

OMG what a performance and win this is Get in 💪💪 #terrastogether

@theterras What the cunting fuck was that?

Full time here at Poole #terrastogether

@Dominos_UK Manchester United's season

tell an awesome story in 3 words

@HeritageKat @bourne_beth2345 @Costco @Riley_Gaines_ @icons_women @WomenAreReals @TPUSA Get a nice clear look at him in this video right from the start youtube.com/live/9HP16ZStD…

@bourne_beth2345 @Costco @Riley_Gaines_ @icons_women @WomenAreReals @TPUSA James Grady, CEO of Formula Fixed. He's on LinkedIn

Most insane and terrifying two minutes of my life. Police reports have been made. Both race organizers need to be permanently banned from @usacycling for physically assaulting me. Men do not belong in women’s cycling. @AAGDhillon @Riley_Gaines_ @i_heart__bikes

@HazelAppleyard_ It's a gentle reminder you need to have some idea of where you're going and not to blindly rely on technology to get you there

As a new driver, I have to ask. Why does Google Maps do absolutely mental stuff sometimes?

Thinking of you @SavMondo at this difficult time 😂😂

@SavMondo @GeorgeRussell63 Aww, bless 😂

@GeorgeRussell63 Undeserved P4

A bit of bumper cars to P4… Eventful race today but good to be back in the mix after 2 tough races. Now we recharge after the triple header and then we head to Canada🪫🔋

Love how @HMRCgovuk say one of the benefits of filling in Self Assessment early is: can get your money sooner if we owe you a refund. Really? I've been waiting almost a year now for the refund you owe me. Pretty swift to take it when I owe you though aren't ya? Wankers

4th pic looks like @NICKMERCS @CouRageJD and @timthetatman have already got their icon skins in the game

Devon Air Ambulance is a long way from home this morning, landed in the playing field behind my house in Weymouth. Those dog walkers scattered when they realised it was coming in to land 😂😂 @Dorsetecho

So apparently under @Labour we were going to be better off. My energy bill is up almost 600 quid a year, and now my water bill just dropped, the thieving cunts at @wessexwater have upped it from 632 to 1001 quid.

I know you're still a fan Howe, but you could at least try and make it look like you want us to beat Bournemouth