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@MelonTeee slugs and snails love beer. put out a tray and they will drown themselves in it
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“You can’t grow crops in a 35 degree slope!”
Indigenous people 500 years ago:
Sama Hoole@SamaHoole
Activist: "The water usage for beef is obscene. Thousands of litres per kilogram." Farmer: "That's rainfall." Activist: "What?" Farmer: "The figure includes all the rain that falls on the pasture. The cows drink from the stream. The rain falls whether there's a cow here or not." Activist: "It's still water consumption." Farmer: "Should I stop the rain falling on my field?" Activist: "Grow crops instead. More efficient." Farmer: "This is a 35-degree slope in the Welsh hills. Show me the crop." Activist: "Technology..." Farmer: "To make tractors climb mountains?" Activist: "There must be a solution." Farmer: "There is. It's called a cow." Activist: [checks phone]
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@pillcrushed depends on if i got it wrong or if they changed their mind. small quick changes are fine and i dont charge. but if i need to redraw the entire thing because you changed your mind, thats essentially a new com entirely
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artists how many changes do you allow per wip? what kind of changes to the drawing make you charge extra?
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@RealPostFolder my school had a lot of scandals but a big one was one of the teachers 'recruiting' teen boys to sleep with his wife . pedo and a cuck pick a struggle
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Oomf and non-oomfs, if you see this reply with a picture of your favorite insect (or other "creepy" critter)
If you're someone that hates / doesn't like bugs idc, do not comment about it or I will simply block you because it's annoying when you're not required to reply lmao
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hit tweet hey , don’t follow me unless u wanna follow a 14 yo that’s on #shtwt 👀 also I have access to most of these (except T) and kinda pass ?
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people when the ftm 14 year old, that has no access to testosterone, binding, voice training, or freedom of expression with their guardians, doesn’t want to be misgendered and made fun of
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Now show us 10,000 years worth of safely stored waste and how you communicate to a society 500 years into the future that no longer speaks the same language that this is an incredibly dangerous material.
𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟 💾@reset_by_peer
FYI, this is what 20 years worth of safely stored nuclear waste looks like. You can fit it in a third of an average convenience store parking lot.
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@caterpillarboy_ idk i've never heard that before, i have lip and ear piercings
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apparently other trans guys don’t want piercings?? and people generally don’t want piercings because they have “connotations”? ??? unsaid connotations btw is this a popular opinion??
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What do you do if youre trans and straight. I kinda dont wanna date girls if all i can do is use prosthetics forever. Do they even like that
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Love it when white men post shit like this, when in real life this is what 90% of farming looks like
yosoymario@yosoymario91
Love it when white women post shit like this, when in real life this is what 90% of farming looks like
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@666iggykoopa this has to be like personal vendettas against certain clients or something haha
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looks like this guy has a tendency to overairbrush his suits like crazy. even more obvious with these bright neon colors.
wild 🔜 TIRED@wilderwildd
@CodyJethro1 messed up on my commission and offered me a refund. he got pissed and took to twitter after i accepted his offer. he now claims to never offer the refund and has since ceased communicating, holding onto my money and the suit itself.
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@Creative_Unity @catholicncomics @NothingIsArt bolt gun and immediately bleeding them out. about as painless and quick as you can get
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@catholicncomics @NothingIsArt How do you kill with mercy? Lethal injections?
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if youre removing yolks from eggs for calories you have lost all possibility of having joy in life
una ✨@luna_aireirl
Guess why the calories differ?
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dawg look at the shit i was on in 2018 LMFAOOOOOOOO
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Full retirement age used to be 55 years old now it’s 67 years old.. pay attention
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