Squidward Tortellini

she’s in the knicks shirt this time??? that’s endgame fr

If Zohran Mamdani was not married and was Catholic but held the same views as he does right now, he would be the perfect Pope.

@NewsWire_US MAGA is ran by losers

Some Republicans Fear Georgia Could Be the Next Virginia as Democrats Eye Full Sweep in November

@PopCrave Christian Conservative Evangelicals = Nazis

@PopCrave Christian Conservative Evangelicals are about to have a hissy fit.

Pride Month begins in one week.

@jacobglassss @elizamclamb Like the hulk

@elizamclamb this is incredible

So stoked for this 😭🩷

@CattardSlim @JDVance It wouldn't shock me if he pulls a mike pence and swallows a fly and then blames it on the Democrats

I would have bet it all on @JDVance the second I saw his neck line.

@jamieloftusHELP Thoughts?

@elizamclamb All we need now is for @PIEGUYRULZ to join in on the action

@elizamclamb It's like God Meeting Adam

@GOP__Ls Send him to prison with the murders and rapists

🚨 Republican Treven Gokey has been arrested after threatening to shoot up a gay bar to avenge Charlie Kirk.

my favorite part of watching the game last night was watching the back of her head the whole time and feeling how bored she was through the screen

@SpeakerJohnson You deserve to only eat fast food

President Trump is the ONLY one who could have gotten Iran — the world’s largest state sponsor of terrorism — to the negotiating table. We are greatly encouraged to learn a PEACE DEAL in Iran is underway — and look forward to learning more about the specifics. Under President Trump’s leadership, our nation is stronger, more respected on the global stage, and safer than ever before.

@StevenCheung47 You make Jabba the Hut look like he's been on Ozempic

It’s 9:30 PM on a Saturday night and President Trump is still in the Oval Office working hard for the American people. He’s simply one of one.

@PopCrave Why don't they say his fiances name? Are they being paid by Bibi?

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce spotted courtside for Game 3 of the Knicks vs. Cavaliers.

@FrankWhiteFish @kellykeegs Like the Etsy Witches on Jezebel

@kellykeegs Oh no Kelly don’t be putting hexes on people

@FrankWhiteFish @kellykeegs Like Jezebel

@kellykeegs Wouldn't Rama Duwaji technically be the Queen of New York?

@NewsWire_US Christian

21-year-old Nasire Best, who opened fire outside the White House, believed he was Jesus Christ and is known to U.S. Secret Service agents. — NYP/NBC