Dean Smith 🍥

@eliteracingclub 😢💔

@Arsenal Good Luck Ebs!! 🦅

It was only ever Arsenal. A boyhood Gooner, our new number 10 – welcome home, Ebere ❤️

@bbcweather Think you should give up on your weather predicting! App saying 26 degrees no rain! I’m sitting in Leicester Square with thunder and Lightning around me and it’s pouring down! Apple weather app is completely correct!

@bbcweather Think you should give up on your weather predicting! App saying 26 degrees no rain! I’m sitting in Leicester Square with thunder and Lightning around me and it’s pouring down! Apple weather app is completely correct!

@PalaceReport I think a lot of it depends on Europa league status! Until that’s sorted, it can change the type of signings we make

✍️ OUR TRANSFER WINDOW SO FAR Incomings: 🇦🇷 Walter Benítez (free) 🇭🇷 Borna Sosa (£3M) Outgoings: ❌ Jeffrey Schlupp (free) ❌ Joel Ward (free) ❌ Matt Turner (end of loan) ❌ Ben Chilwell (end of loan) 🏥 INJURY UPDATES Cheick Doucouré (back, return imminent 🔜) Chadi Riad (back, return imminent 🔜) Manager Glasner is pushing for earlier signings, with less than a month until the season starts. 💭 Share your thoughts below! 👇

@idkabtstuff @Mikey_CPFC That was answered by Speroni years ago

What's a niche event in Palace's history that deserves its own behind the scenes documentary about? For me it's the Victor Camarasa situation

We want all of your FA Cup Final videos – REPLY BELOW ⚠️ Let's start a chain with your content so we can reflect on a historic day for our club ❤️💙 #CPFC

@AndrewPolec South East London!

I’m in the midst of putting together a mini UK tour, however, I need your help. Where do you want to see me in the UK? 🔥🖤❤️🎸 London? Manchester? Bristol? Birmingham? Leeds? Anywhere else? Please reply and share. I want to hear from you all. I’ll be sure to reply. 🦇❤️🎸

@MrBeast Bet it’s shit and not available in the UK

Most liked reply on this tweet gets what’s in this mystery box! Will pick winner in 72 hours 🤪 (btw episode 6 of beast games just dropped go watch)

@SkyNews Well Done Starmer! 🤦🏻‍♂️

BREAKING: Britain is now "directly involved" in the Ukraine war after its Storm Shadow missiles were used to strike targets inside Russia, according to Moscow's ambassador news.sky.com/story/britain-…

@stats_feed Maradona

Who is the most famous person that you've been within 50 feet of?

@RingGo_parking The last few days I’ve been receiving payment and 10 min remaining messages between 5 minutes to 1 hour after the session has ended! Any idea why?

Did I just hear Michael Dawson on @SkySportsNews create a new word ‘tret’? Whilst trying to use the word ‘treated’ ?

@RingGo_parking is your system down! Not taking payment from numerous cards and attempts!

🚨Free Giveaway🚨 I’m going to give away this Palace England Bucket hat if England beat Denmark today All you have to do is like and re post this post. *must live in the uk Good luck ❤️💙🦁🦁🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@breakingryan1 Name?

@bromleyfc @AndyWoodman4 Supporting from Lisbon! Would have been at Wembley otherwise! From a palace fan to an ex Palace player, smash them!

Ready for the biggest game in the history of Bromley Football Club. As we sign off for the night, please leave your messages for @AndyWoodman4 and the lads in the comments below 👇 One club. One goal. #WeAreBromley

Hi @comicrelief Just watching catch up of 2024 comic relief and see you have a total nobody called Rosie Ramsey presenting! I’m a nobody and wondered can i ask to help present next years comic relief, or @BBCOne @ITV @Channel4 @channel5_tv anything you choose nobody’s to do?

@gwakatheanimal We gonna fuck your season up on 14th April!! You know we will!

@smitheagle Well done for staying in the league.... again 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱 no one even talks about palace Get more likes when you talk about the dinosaurs in the park getting painted 😂

Stayed off twitter for a few hours fuming should have taken our chances against city and if that challenge is anywhere else its a free kick....so it's a fucking penalty 😒 #YNWA