John Smith

@talkSPORT The GOAT. Get well soon Danny, you’ve got this ❤️

Danny Kelly reveals cancer diagnosis and urges others to get checked

@ramonagusta Didn’t realise Iran had invaded the US with little or no thought/planning.

Hang on, if Iran is Trump's war and nothing to do with us... this certainly is nothing to do with us too.

@FadeAwayMedia Have they given Trump the trophy yet?

🚨 VENEZUELA HAS OFFICIALLY DEFEATED THE USA TO BEFOME THE WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC CHAMPIONS #WorldBaseBallClassic

@AnthonyRJoseph @CBSSportsGolazo Ah well, that’ll be Celtic winning the league then.

Celtic goalkeeper Kasper Schmeichel requires surgery on a shoulder injury that will keep him out for up to a year. He admitted to @CBSSportsGolazo that he may have played his last ever game. The 39yo will undergo surgery next Friday. His Celtic contract expires in the summer.

@Ceefax303 2005

📅 What 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗥??? #303OTD🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🔊🎵 𝘉𝘖𝘕𝘜𝘚—𝙐𝙉𝙈𝙐𝙏𝙀 Name artist and title for 𝟯 (of 5) 𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗚𝗦

@Welsh__Laurie Wish they’d hurry up. Hearts are top of the league.

Anyone else see a lockdown coming

@HeartsStandard_ Best ref in the league imo

Don Robertson will be the man in the middle for Hearts v Dundee on Saturday 🔗 onlrl.co/y1yifq

@EwenDCameron Agreed. It’ll defo be Hibs and Rangers first two games (the order might be different). They’ll want the derbies out the way early.

♥️ HEARTS SPLIT FIXTURES (Prediction) 🚌 HIBS 🏠 RANGERS 🚌 CELTIC 🚌 MOTHERWELL 🏠 FALKIRK We’ll defo get Falkirk at Tynie for a third time and I have sneaky feeling it will be our final game of the season. I wouldn’t rule out Celtic AWAY in the final game, either, with the Old Firm playing each other in the 3rd round of split fixtures. I am convinced Hearts will be away in the first split fixture. The SPFL will likely make that Hibs so as not to run the risk of Hearts, potentially, winning the league at Easter Road in the last couple of games. The likely scenario is that Hearts will face Hibs and the Old Firm in the first three split fixtures. #Hearts

@craigfowler86 @ShaughanM Congrats Craig 👏

Delighted to finally announce this. It's a move which will enable us to grow and, more importantly, we now have a website where quality writing will go along with our inane drivel on the podcast. First up, I wrote about what The Terrace is all about. theterrace.scot/news/25942413.…

@nicksortor Churchill would have told him to f**k off as well

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump SMACKS UK PM Keir Starmer in the Oval Office for refusing to help the US against Iran, getting a laugh from the Irish PM "You see that man right there?" *points at bust of the UK's leader in WWII* "Do you know who that is?" "That's the late, great Winston Churchill. Unfortunately, Keir is NOT Winston Churchill." Ain't that the truth.

@maxjl51 A grown up response we rarely get on this platform 👍

@smithj1978 Not really mate was only messing about , I do think that tynie should be ours and shouldn’t be used for any religion based things , it’s really not a big deal but

If this happened at tynie I would never be back

@NoContextBrits Tuesday night

What do you call this meal?

@STVFootballShow @EwenDCameron @STVRonnie Celtic haven’t beaten Rangers or Hearts in the league this season btw.

🥲 @EwenDCameron: “Unfortunately, Hearts are 3rd favourites now. Celtic will win the league, Rangers 2nd!” 👀 @STVRonnie: “Celtic have Hearts & Rangers at home post-split - they’ll win the league!” Who are your title favourites for the Premiership?? 🤔🏆

@pawcord Making a McDonalds milkshake I think

genuinely what even are they doing

🚨💣 In the African Champions League first leg, Esperance defeated Al Ahly 1-0 with a penalty goal in Tunisia. 🥶 But the moment the whistle blew, the referee pulled out his red card and stood ready… …Making sure no player or coach even thought about approaching him. 💀😂

@VintageBlue5 @AwayDaysClub_ Excellent point actually. I just asked ChatGPT to simulate this and the current placings don’t change, just the number of points. Rangers slightly disadvantaged, and that’s pretty much it.

@smithj1978 @AwayDaysClub_ Would only benefit the top sides

Tim Sherwood: “Goalless draws should give zero points to both teams.”

@Ceefax303 2007. First time I left a game early…

📅 What 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗥??? #303OTD🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🔊🎵 𝘉𝘖𝘕𝘜𝘚—𝙐𝙉𝙈𝙐𝙏𝙀 Name artist and title for 𝟯 (of 5) 𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗚𝗦

@tomo196514 As well known as “Hibs are challenging at the top of the table”

@smithj1978 Oh yeah coz I forgot about that well known saying “ the wheels have fell off the bicycle” 🤡

Oh dear 😔

@fdkin1 @AwayDaysClub_

@smithj1978 @AwayDaysClub_ Why not go the whole hog and issue points for each half. 6 points if you win each half. 🙄