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Had dinner with a trillionaire last night
He paid for our $100 meal
But he did something genius
He tipped negative 300%
Not only was our meal free, but $200 was deducted from the waitress’ paycheck and given to us
The waitress began to cry
“I won’t be able to afford rent!” She cried
Don’t worry, the trillionaire said as he comforted her. “I know of a great payday loan place that can help you get through this crisis with only 45% interest.”
Turns out, he owns the payday loan place
Trillionaires operate on a different level!
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Couple of big Game 3's tonight...
• The @Canes look to get back in the win column as the series heads to Carolina.
• Calvin Pickard and the @EdmontonOilers will search for their SEVENTH straight win.
The #StanleyCup Playoffs continue TONIGHT at 6p ET on @NHL_On_TNT, @SportsonMax, @Sportsnet and @TVASports!

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