Bryan Smith

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Bryan Smith

Bryan Smith

@smittyballs

Hi, my name is Smitty. I like talking on the radio. I like music. I like you.

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Şubat 2009
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“I took like 5 of them.” -every stranger after taking a picture for you
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@artiequitter Such an amazing appearance on @joerogan’s podcast. You looked amazing and full of life and have never been funnier! It made me so damn happy. Love you Artie. Keep it up!
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Hell is a costume store.
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Had a convo with a girl whose fly was noticeably down. I felt super awkward telling her. Now she’s just out there in the world like that. 😔
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Just ate an ibuprofen sample from Costco for no other reason then it was there.
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If I’m naked with a person, percentage chance of me doing dick helicopter: 100%
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I love musicians that make me go "Holy shit you are bad as fuck" and then I just smile and dance the whole time. @louiscolemusic
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I am constantly around spectacular human beings!
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I feel bad for ppl that have to write parking tickets for a living. So what do you do? I bring people despair. :(
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Warren 2020
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"I don't wanna play with any leaves at all." -my dad just now when presented with an artichoke
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Poker players dress like shit.
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It takes a real asshole to sit in his chair backwards. Unless he has a toothpick in his mouth. That's chill.
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Kanye West would be a lot cooler if he was Jimi Hendrix.
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Why is everything in Lake Worth sticky?
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@billburr The way you hosted that thing tonight (you did) was incredible.
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It's kind of bananas that Dana Carvey is 61 right?
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