bob

man parking was a bitch at my ex gfs funeral

she on her period.. 🙄

it’s all fun and games til she bust out the crying heart tattoo

déjà goo

hatin is a disease get well soon shorty

been out in the sun on a farm all week painting greenhouses and holding chickens and petting lambs i’m livin the dream

when i was a little boy my parents told me that the only time it’s okay to lie is to the policeman and they were so real for that

whatever happened to putting your girl on your shoulders so she can flash her boobs to your favorite band

print dungeon

@lilllangelbby no ❤️

💰

@MargaretPa78576 nice bags marge

my car is a 1986 toyota camry and so is my other car and so it will always be

ain’t no film i care to see with chimney thalamus in it

@opalauras your call is being recorded for quality purposes

put poochy on the phone

@LiaJade69 you could try being a dog

piss army

@bitchintiddy bc… they look nice

@bitchintiddy ms eyeballs

i think i’m just attracted to women who look like bitches and i mean that in the nicest possible way