Tom Smirk

Of all the financial shithousery that’s gone on in football, from World Cups in Qatar to Man City’s 115 charges, a punishment is finally served, on Palace for a bureaucratic detail that no one benefits from. You can’t help wonder if this world protects the super-wealthy a bit.

Game Day.

Probably using a photo of the right player would be a good idea.

@DanielGarb The rebuild is complete.

Harley Reid’s the most hyped kid to enter the game of all-time and he’s probably been undersold. #AFLEaglesFreo

@Cam_Yukes It’s what we deserve.

Feel sorry for coaster supporters. Kelli Underwood commentating all year at the 11am time slot

Fkn hell someone check in on Shaheen

@FootyRhino @WACA_Cricket @7NewsPerth Tom Morris encroaches into WA footy, Rhino works his way over into cricket @XaviEllis18

Cameron Bancroft will miss the Sheffield Shield final. The @WACA_Cricket star has suffered concussion after falling off his bike. Extremely unlucky after a brilliant Shield campaign. @7NewsPerth

@1an_Higgins Do you think Alex Carey would prefer this 98* or to have been lining up with Toby Greene for GWS on the weekend?

#AskTGC please ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

One of the all time innings. Glenn Maxwell is a freak.

@JoshGarlepp Who are the Wallabies getting as part of the trade Wisp?

Eddie Jones after destroying the wallabies, lying for months and eviscerating anyone that dared to question his loyalty

@jbarrettsport @CNCCtigers Also bangs them through goalpost height from 60.

Liam Haskett debuts against the Vics. Massive unit, big quick left-armer who brings some variety to an attack that also includes Stobo, Gannon and Hardie on a spicy wicket. Huge Premier season for @CNCCtigers last summer. Also studies a masters in commerce.

@HKoutoufides @WACA_Cricket Collegians Cricket Factory strikes again.

@WACA_Cricket @smooka20 Our god damn CHB

Our #SheffieldShield squad is ready to rock and roll against Victoria tomorrow! 🎸🤩 #WESTISBEST 📺 Kayo | cricket.com

😬Wouldn’t have put ‘smoking a fag’ in a sentence about Ben Stokes given his history but the imagery here is first class.

Apparently Andy’s first time watching cricket.

Aha Roy Hodgson you mad genius #LEECRY

@FootyRhino You seem to know the Peps menu pretty well Ryan for a bloke getting stuck into @XaviEllis18 👀

I also thoroughly enjoy doing this podcast. If you haven’t tried us, give it a go.

@gsqseb @ABCaustralia How about, since you don’t know the circumstances, you show some compassion you heartless piece of shit.

@AmmosFooty @tabcomau Unfortunately for Kubes it’s now Millmania time.

Jason Kubler progresses to the 2nd Round of the #AusOpen for the first time ever! 🇦🇺

Get around my man @kingas00 and @teamuluu doing incredible stuff. If it’s good enough for @tameimpala it’s good enough for me.

Fkn Robbie Williams hey. Genius.