DaGoose

521 posts

DaGoose

@smoothiebrain99

No time for tears, comrade. It's time for yart

A Heart-Shaped Box Katılım Ekim 2024

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DaGoose@smoothiebrain99·4h

@EFemboycel Rip to your twinktits, Evil

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💿📼EvilFemboycel📼💿@EFemboycel·4h

they're doing this to me tomorrow

Art or Other Things@ArtorOtherThing

Apollo e Dafne (Apollo and Daphne) — Roberto Ferri, 2020, Oil and tempera on linen, Private Collection

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DaGoose@smoothiebrain99·4h

Got too high and passed out, so now they won't let me back in the Chili's

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DaGoose@smoothiebrain99·5h

@fuukerori Yeah, I don't

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FAGGOTCHAN@fuukerori·1d

if you have a small penis, its ok. i forgive you.

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DaGoose@smoothiebrain99·6h

For lunch I will be having a 4loko and 13 hits off of the vaporizer

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DaGoose@smoothiebrain99·7h

@faateofallfools Hoes mad? No, hoes fucking feral

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Phink@faateofallfools·7h

lots of people talking shit in my replies #hoesmad

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DaGoose@smoothiebrain99·7h

Computah, tear his fucking nutsack off

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DaGoose@smoothiebrain99·7h

@criticalvoid_ The creature, Great Hevyflö! They have arrived.

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౨ৎ@criticalvoid_·7h

it’s here 🫩

౨ৎ@criticalvoid_

pre-period cramps are so irritating like bruh ur not even here yet why are you causing all this commotion

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DaGoose@smoothiebrain99·10h

@criticalvoid_ Absolutely, but I won't pretend like I don't understand

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౨ৎ@criticalvoid_·11h

is it crazy that i kinda hope we go back into quarantine

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DaGoose@smoothiebrain99·21h

@chudsawmann Fleshy

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утка@chudsawmann·1d

your…. peanis.. uhh……. describe it.

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DaGoose@smoothiebrain99·21h

Body built like a two liter, dick built like a soda can. They call me the Mount and Dew

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DaGoose@smoothiebrain99·22h

@afterpawrty Normally my dick just gets hard

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xee🔞@afterpawrty·1d

do you ever get so horny you can just feel yourself opening up 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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DaGoose@smoothiebrain99·22h

Jerking off in manners most mysterious

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DaGoose@smoothiebrain99·22h

@strawbaebee Is it morning wood if it's 10pm

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luna@strawbaebee·23h

morning wood HOW WE DOIN

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DaGoose@smoothiebrain99·22h

@faateofallfools So where do I put my credit card info

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Phink@faateofallfools·22h

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DaGoose@smoothiebrain99·22h

I piss outside like a dog

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DaGoose@smoothiebrain99·22h

@smokestersneppy Yes, dare I say encouraged

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❄️ smokey ❄️@smokestersneppy·23h

Is it okay if I wear yoga pants as a boy

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DaGoose@smoothiebrain99·23h

@angelsforalways Jump 'is bones

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harvey🍎🐞@angelsforalways·23h

hes sitting there and im like 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😩😩😩😩😩😩😩🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼

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DaGoose@smoothiebrain99·23h

Yart in one hand, penis in one hand, burrito in mage hand. It's gamer time

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DaGoose@smoothiebrain99·23h

@chainsawdollie "dear diary: I feel full of piss"

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riri@chainsawdollie·1d

holding in my pee just to feel something

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DaGoose@smoothiebrain99·23h

@pndagrl Enough time has passed

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panda@pndagrl·1d

everyone pls quiet…… i am trying to think….

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@EFemboycel @fuukerori @faateofallfools @criticalvoid_ @chudsawmann @afterpawrty @strawbaebee @elonmusk