Sam Mortimer

PSG pay their players an 'ethical bonus' every match, if they applaud their own home fans post game. Neymar's ethical bonus is 375,000 euros.

How to annoy the goalkeeper during a free-kick, by former Newcastle defender Steven Taylor 🤣

Forget 'Bend it like Beckham', we prefer 'Curl it like Capoue' 😏 The man just knows how to find a teammate! Take a look at some of his best 🎯

Can fully get behind Clive Tydsley commentating on him and his wife making lasagne with no football on 😂 Insta - clivetydsley

Day 3 without football: watching a 2011 Athletic-Barcelona (Bielsa v Pep) and being impressed by a simple set piece play by Barcelona that wasn't even a goal.

The best/funniest tweets by footballers A thread: