plain jane

@ivylynnpilled should've let his gf give it a go idk

dev did nottttt know what to do with all that

@futchism you're funny

Learning about scissoring

They decided not to Tradwife Eloise till 2030

@onlyforthegaze me too it's always within 30 seconds like omfg

whoever got to that megan london ticket before i did, im in your walls…

i want to ask my mom if she watches bridgerton but im afraid of the answer 😭

Chappell come get your bag they’re gonna make orchestra versions of your entire album 😭

@trixiemattel literally who asked for this and yes i want it

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rummaging around for my apple pencil like a lost vape rn

Sometimes if you’re feeling mad the bridge in Not Ready to Make Nice by The Chicks will fix you

i genuinely think this song should be in the best song of all time conversation.

@shivroysboytoy i could romanticise this about three times and then it would make me evil i think

doing laundry in nyc with no in building laundry is just repeating to myself over and over again i love nyc i love nyc i love nyc i love nyc

@shivroysboytoy eat you in one bite

this is who runs this account btw

@butonly4thegaze maybe you're not as excited for the lesbians as the next girl

look i’m as excited for the lesbians as the next girl but i am not happy about having to sit through another season of eloise bitching about the marriage mart. just follow the book order dammit.

@clairesbfraser okay stay tuned ill send

@smrtgal i haven’t! but i’ll kinda read anything for the most part lol i’m not all that picky

the number of mirandy fics that i get on my for you feed im about to just lock in bc why not

@clairesbfraser have you read anything?

@smrtgal do u have any suggestions 👀

@dykeslayage bro

IM OVERDOSING

Netflix’s ‘BRIDGERTON’ Season 5 will follow the romance between Francesca Bridgerton and Michaela Stirling. Now in production.

i really miss her i do