Pepper Ann Chini

Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone

.@KaceyMusgraves i think you would love smoking weed on my porch with me

Do you ever get period cramps so bad that it goes to your thigh???

meg thee stallion are you looking for a controversially shorter girlfriend

(bravely) i would have never cheated on megan thee stallion

Birders (in my experience) are generally either boomer retirees or young queer people. Are there other hobbies that have these generational dynamics

How do I become a King Arthur & Kerrygold butter influencer

Maybe Zohran isn’t an “actual socialist”. Maybe he’s a social democrat who’s helping to soften the public’s opinion of socialism so YOU can have more room to convince the masses that YOUR actual socialism & YOUR actual communism is needed more than HIS social democracy.

Sometimes I hear a black eyed peas song & all I can remember is listening to them consistently at a very loud level after my dad died

i miss joann fabrics more than i've missed any real human person

the real housewives of rhode island has become v important to me

@sedelange @SukritGanesh Tuition is only projected to increase 3% per year, the opportunity scholarship (the free tuition noted) doesn’t pay for fees. If students already have the lottery scholarship, they don’t always receive the opportunity unless they don’t meet lottery scholarship requirements.

@smudgesstick @SukritGanesh As soon as the state start paying the tuition and fees will skyrocket, just as they did with Pell grants and federal student loans.

New Mexico is the American equivalent of a Norway-style petrostate. They're absolutely minting with oil and gas exports and putting the proceeds towards massively expanding social services. They instituted universal childcare and have now made college free.

@sedelange @SukritGanesh No, you have to complete a degree within 160 attempted credits (most degrees require 120-130) & maintain a 2.5 gpa. It allows students to be just part time. If someone already has 60 attempted credits, it will only pay for the remaining 100.

@SukritGanesh So now you can go to college forever for free no matter what subject you are taking or what your grades are?

Zara Larsson is always getting dragged for saying some shit I agree with

Being at work is like being in a horror movie where everyone loves AI

this wouldn’t happen to me if i were a huge dragon

i'd rather die penniless in the gutter than join the gestapo. american individualism is a plague

My sourdough starter has done so much for my dating life & I mostly started this hobby bc bread was pricey. Now, I make beautiful women bread

the art of trying anyway.