smuevo

@DallasUltimet We forgot we have adults who come play in college tournaments and think winning is something to celebrate LMAO. Guess y’all have to make up for the lack of potential in your careers and personal lives 🥺 #dobetter

We forgot how bad college ultimate is. We win 13-0 against @smuevo

And we back 😳

Hosting an apex tournament and I SWEAR omm we will absolutely destroy everybody

@smuevo @NorthTexasEnvy we are about to have a wild time 🤪🤙🏼

Honestly run us that money in Apex bro

@NorthTexasEnvy @UltimateUnt Wym 🤪🤪🤪

@UltimateUnt Why do I have a strange feeling this is gonna turn into something similar to @smuevo's Twitter...

under new management, stay tuned 👀

The Monstars went undefeated this weekend and WON their first tournament today and WOW it feels good!!!!!! AS HELL to see this program grow so much. We also won the team spirit award so we got some fun prizes

Better album?

Welcome To The Machine

@HighNoonTCU @BaylorUltimate We would’ve been your valentine.. and we would’ve replied too......

@BaylorUltimate Do y’all want to be our Valentine?

Wtf is hummus

Guys y’all don’t get a happy Valentine’s Day cause y’all be smelling like d*ck cheese and think getting in bed with drunk girls counts as getting laid #dobetter #ValentinesDay

Happy Valentine’s Day to girls who can flick better than me (99% of all girls)

BuZcut SZN 🤪🤪🤪

@Thatswithonet 🤫🤭

Blueface is the Jay-Z of our generation ❌🧢

Fuck big dairy till I die 💯

y’all ever share pictures of your happily married parents just to flex on people with divorced parents? Cant relate 😂😔😞

Y’all ever just wanna yell “отправить помощь им одиноко”

Happy Chinese New Year!!