Flex 🔞

New pen settings and bigger ambitions

Just slew a man in a Walmart parking lot

今日地元のスーパーで発見したプリングルスの「アメリカン・バーベキュー」（星条旗柄）と昨日横田基地で購入したモンスターエナジーの新作合わせると実にアメリカ🇺🇸

my kidney watching me open another soda

今のキャラデザ ヤバめの神官

ムチムチ異色肌ちゃんのタイムラプス❤︎

Send in the penis gnomes to rip his penis off

Gamers! My comms slots for June are open! Gonna keep it to 3 this time to get a gauge on this Summer schedule I have in mind while I finish this last comm and YCH I have. 🔗👈Bio

Disintegrated this dude just because

Farm justice is brutal

Fuckin’ gnomes keep getting into my trash

pov: you’re a scrumptious ant, or perhaps a delectable termite

I have been dying to make a sheep x wolf couple. Expect to see more of them in the future. Sheep girls name is Woolf. :3c

You wouldnt last a day in my whimsical shoes

Fuckin things are getting in through the vents

holy shit

a woman smiled and waved at me like I was her best friend while changing a trash bag. a man serving popcorn looked at me and pointed like I was a relative he hadn't seen in years. literally every employee at universal studios japan is like this. smiling and waving with such excitement and enthusiasm that you can't help but smile and wave back. I have never felt so happy around total strangers before because they don't feel like strangers. this is better than any ride any snack or any character in costume. I leave any theme park in the US feeling like I've had every last dollar ripped from my pockets and I leave this place feeling like I didn't give them nearly enough. they make you feel like the main character, like the whole parade is just for you, and the keys to the (mushroom) kingdom are all yours. I know amusement parks aren't supposed to be magical anymore once you become an adult, but today feels like I had a spell cast on me and I can't stop smiling.

consulted the giant yakuza crab for his wisdom and he told me to rack up gambling debt until the tozawa clan smashes my kneecaps with cinderblocks

A few sexy maid sketches for Maid May and メイドの日 (Maid Day). 🧹I'm finishing a couple of them this year, promise! 😅